drfrenchfry
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stinky: If I am going to be your bitch for the next six weeks, at the very least could you stop boxing me out o..
4:51 PM Nov 19th
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tired: About two weeks ago my uncle sent me an email telling me he was tired of opening to the word Turd everyd..
3:53 PM Nov 19th
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a turd: My attending storms out of the bathroom and looks over at me, “It’s a fucking turd!”
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5:31 PM Oct 7th
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drunks: We were seeing a drunk guy who just happened to mention he wanted to kill himself (while blowing a BAL ..
7:01 AM Oct 3rd
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emergency room elective: day 1: Day 1: After tossing and turning all night I drag myself out of bed and make it..
6:31 AM Oct 3rd
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f-ed by the snake tip: Yesterday my patient said to me, “I got fucked by the snake tip. It was waving a f..
11:35 AM Sep 16th
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totally normal: According to Lange Q&A Psychiatry (2005), “Disorganized schizophrenia, traditionally k..
4:34 PM Sep 15th
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three little old ladies: The first little old lady I came across today was my lovely 96 year old patient. Long ..
8:08 AM Sep 7th
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life with the crazies: When your patient has his privates hanging out and asks you to come and sit on his lap, y..
10:04 PM Aug 30th
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quick recap: One month and a hundred or so kids, ear infections, and viral exanthems have gone by since my last ..
6:35 PM Aug 30th
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blunder: Today in the sports medicine clinic we had a dancer-patient. As the resident was presenting the case t..
6:35 PM Jul 28th
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the beginning of the end: Today was the first day of my pediatrics rotation. It involved lectures and tours and..
6:16 PM Jul 6th
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i’m impressed: Speaking of granulomas, this girl’s med school essay has already been written for her..
10:32 AM Jun 12th
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from the depths: 1. I would like to anterogradely and retrogradely [in the ways of kinesin and dynein, if you wi..
10:31 AM Jun 11th
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good morning: I fought with myself for a good thirty minutes before finally dragging myself out of bed. I sludg..
7:32 AM May 28th
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the boards:
About an hour ago I was on the verge of ripping my g.d. kidney out of my body and throwing it out o..
7:32 PM May 27th
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aviator sunglasses and leather jackets: “I want her brains and I want her charm. Her husband, however, I ..
8:34 PM May 18th
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hospital food (thanks@paxarcana):
7:49 PM May 5th
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RT @: When I was in med school we were taught that an Eskimo who sits on the ice too much gets polaroids
6:50 PM May 5th
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finals: Well, it’s officially exam week– I just accidentally washed my face with toothpaste.
8:32 AM May 2nd
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