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At the bar. Deadbeat Dad in front of his adorable little daughter: "GOD IS DEAD. KILL 'EM ALL AND LET GOD SORT THEM OUT." Twice. Fuck you.
13 minutes ago
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My kind of children's book: "Hello, I'm Robot!" by Stanislav Zigunenko.
37 minutes ago
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@ So sayeth the mohel.
44 minutes ago
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Current gift count under the tree: @ = 12, @ = 2. With more still coming for the inamorata, even! Santa better step up.
about 1 hour ago
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For the second frickin' time, I have mismeasured my sentimental and incompetently constructed homemade Christmas gift for the inamorata.
about 1 hour ago
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With elegantly wrapped gifts beneath, the Christmas shrub is starting to look good.
about 1 hour ago
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Must read feature about Duke Nukem Forever in this month's Wired. Problem? Exactly what we thought. Broussard.
about 11 hours ago
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@: "Anal seepage is what Boxing Day is all about."
6:49 AM Dec 18th
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@ responds to my complaint about being exhausted by pointedly falling asleep with a grin on her lips. Humbert quickly follows.
8:58 AM Dec 17th
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@ Mark my words, keep up this "maids a'milkin'" business and I'll milk you. Or vice versa. Either's good.
7:42 AM Dec 17th
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Avatar was awesome. Pity for the suckers at the 8pm Berlin Sony Center show who didn't get to see it thanks to a DRM mix up. HA HA HA HA HA!
4:44 PM Dec 16th
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Just too pixyishly adorable: Hot Female Spock? Alright then... (via @)
2:00 AM Dec 16th
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Woke up, uncovered Hum's cage, shrieked "HELLO BIRDIE HOO HOO HOO!" at him in high falsetto until he fell off his perch, went back to bed.
10:47 PM Dec 15th
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What the f.... Doc Brown's son from Back to the Future III was a malevolent and perverted dwarf:
11:44 AM Dec 15th
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@ Asus EeePC 1000HE. It just locks up repeatedly, seemingly on a whim. I wish I could help with better troubleshooting.
8:41 AM Dec 15th
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I wanted to love Jolicloud, but it just can't stop crashing.
6:59 AM Dec 15th
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@ You must have installed something, since it also doesn't work on my MacBook Pro. Both have Snow Leopard.
4:56 AM Dec 15th
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in reply to mistercharlie
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@ Not on my netbook it doesn't.
4:40 AM Dec 15th
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Everyone, please don't eat the pictures:
12:28 AM Dec 15th
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Prompted by a Claptrap robot in Borderlands not giving me more backpack space, I had nightmares all night of a gun I had no room to carry.
12:21 AM Dec 15th
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