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  1. At the bar. Deadbeat Dad in front of his adorable little daughter: "GOD IS DEAD. KILL 'EM ALL AND LET GOD SORT THEM OUT." Twice. Fuck you. 13 minutes ago from Tweetie
  2. My kind of children's book: "Hello, I'm Robot!" by Stanislav Zigunenko. http://bit.ly/7rMfZF 37 minutes ago from Tweetie
  3. @Jamesspeaks So sayeth the mohel. 44 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to Jamesspeaks
  4. Current gift count under the tree: @Brittanysbeers = 12, @DrCrypt = 2. With more still coming for the inamorata, even! Santa better step up. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  5. For the second frickin' time, I have mismeasured my sentimental and incompetently constructed homemade Christmas gift for the inamorata. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  6. With elegantly wrapped gifts beneath, the Christmas shrub is starting to look good. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  7. Must read feature about Duke Nukem Forever in this month's Wired. Problem? Exactly what we thought. Broussard. http://bit.ly/5oJ4qR about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. @mistercharlie: "Anal seepage is what Boxing Day is all about." 6:49 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  9. @Brittanysbeers responds to my complaint about being exhausted by pointedly falling asleep with a grin on her lips. Humbert quickly follows. 8:58 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  10. @Brittanysbeers Mark my words, keep up this "maids a'milkin'" business and I'll milk you. Or vice versa. Either's good. 7:42 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to Brittanysbeers
  11. Avatar was awesome. Pity for the suckers at the 8pm Berlin Sony Center show who didn't get to see it thanks to a DRM mix up. HA HA HA HA HA! 4:44 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  12. Just too pixyishly adorable: Hot Female Spock? Alright then... http://twurl.nl/z8md5m (via @shaunmcilroy) 2:00 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  13. Woke up, uncovered Hum's cage, shrieked "HELLO BIRDIE HOO HOO HOO!" at him in high falsetto until he fell off his perch, went back to bed. 10:47 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  14. What the f.... Doc Brown's son from Back to the Future III was a malevolent and perverted dwarf: http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=71904 11:44 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  15. @jolisupport Asus EeePC 1000HE. It just locks up repeatedly, seemingly on a whim. I wish I could help with better troubleshooting. 8:41 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to jolisupport
  16. I wanted to love Jolicloud, but it just can't stop crashing. 6:59 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  17. @mistercharlie You must have installed something, since it also doesn't work on my MacBook Pro. Both have Snow Leopard. 4:56 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to mistercharlie
  18. @mistercharlie Not on my netbook it doesn't. 4:40 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to mistercharlie
  19. Everyone, please don't eat the pictures: http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=71547 12:28 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  20. Prompted by a Claptrap robot in Borderlands not giving me more backpack space, I had nightmares all night of a gun I had no room to carry. 12:21 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie