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DrChumley

*Sigh* #SYTYCD is back and my life is complete. Also, it introduced me to my TV Boyfriend. #DanielBaker 10:12 PM May 24th via web
DamienFahey I just got 30 "likes" on a picture of a sandwich on Instagram and realized that we don't deserve a space shuttle program. 10:45 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DrChumley and 456 others
You will never achieve greatness by trying to emulate someone else's success. 9:07 AM May 24th via web
Dear Luke the Dog™: Please let me sleep past 5:30AM today. Otherwise, there will be no cookies. Love, your tired owner. 11:59 PM May 23rd via web
Okay, self. Stop your freakin' wallowing in self pity. Your life is not as miserable as you sometimes like to pretend it is. 11:18 PM May 23rd via web
@noslokire Ugh. 9:02 PM May 23rd via web in reply to noslokire
@mistydhudson More like "Condolences" with a side of "Time to Move One". // @DrChumley Congrats? 9:01 PM May 23rd via web in reply to mistydhudson
I believe I have officially reach the end of this particular road in my journey. Time to start anew. #VagueTweet 3:38 PM May 23rd via Silver Bird
@EricDsnider - Please tell me that Tiptoes is on your bad movies list: movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Tiptoe… cracked.com/blog/i-love-ti… 9:16 AM May 23rd via web
@rbrettpalmer Hello sir. Long time, no see. What are you up to these days? 2:33 PM May 22nd via web
I'm just waiting for my very delayed order from @dollarshaveclub to arrive before I start totally shaving my head. 2:29 PM May 22nd via web
O RLY? twitter.com/DrChumley/stat… 2:27 PM May 22nd via web
Somehow, I've managed to fool my manager into believing I'm even-tempered and stable. I knew I was a good actor, but not THAT good... 10:42 PM May 21st via web
*Deep Sigh* Finished recording my portion of the current audiobook. One more narrator, then editing. 9:50 PM May 20th via web
That moment where you spend two hours recording an audiobook, then realize you forgot to actually press the record button. #dumbass 4:21 PM May 19th via web
Savin' all my love for yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou 9:54 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPad
katskii So.. its a dog.. dressed as 2 pirates carrying a treasure chest. I can't even fathom how brilliant this is. twitpic.com/9lqh2t 9:04 AM May 16th via Twitpic Retweeted by DrChumley and 7118 others
Sometimes, I feel like life can only be improved by throwing an epic Julia Sugarbaker-style rant. youtube.com/watch?v=9tikaH… 11:46 AM May 16th via web
This makes me all kinds of happy. twitter.com/DrChumley/stat… 3:49 PM May 15th via web
Beautiful summer-like day. Spent 4 hours in the garden. My farmer's burn is developing nicely. #RedHeadProblems 7:18 PM May 14th via web

Name Matt Armstrong
Location The Land of Make-Believe
Web http://blog.matta...
Bio It's that time again, time to turn the Wheel of Morality. Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn. Moral #4...