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  1. @shamelessplug you remember our old lunch ladies Irma and Shakes? about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to shamelessplug
  2. I love apples. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. I want to record a video of myself eating an apple so I can show it to the next apple I eat before I eat it. Because fuck apples. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Classes available next semester include Exploring the Cock/Balls Dichotomy, Advanced Bean Physics and Rice Theory, and Financial Rape. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. In my country, Santa appears in your room and rubs one out on your feet while you sleep. If you were on the "good" list, he leaves wetnaps. 4:23 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  6. After surgery, one of the formerly conjoined twins said "Im single and ready to mingle!" The other one didn't say anything because it died. 4:03 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  7. @chaqueta I'd have to inject you with my "nanomachines", if you get my drift. If you don't, I mean my sperm. It worked! I feel no remorse! 1:52 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie in reply to chaqueta
  8. Uninstalling emotion processor. 1:28 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  9. Toe. Not clit. Toe. 12:30 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  10. I stubbed my clit, so now I can't sleep. 12:21 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  11. My clit hurts because I stubbed it. 12:21 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  12. I can't sleep because my clit hurts. 12:20 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  13. I can't sleep. 12:15 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  14. I mean, when you think about it, your mouth is just your face's backwards asshole. 9:26 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  15. @itsderekhuff you gotta jiggle the balls. 1:37 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to itsderekhuff
  16. @one800higgins ay papi! 1:27 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to one800higgins
  17. Using restraint. 6:45 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  18. Mexicans have excellent night vision. 6:39 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  19. Chinese people taste like cucumber soup. 6:38 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  20. White people have multiple pairs of pants. 6:37 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie