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  1. @UtahProgressive He blocked you?! That's crazy. I guess I'm naive about the openess of politicians to criticism.
  2. @LostSLC Holy cow what a little cutie!
  3. @TweakerTweets I thought you were out and about. What has happened? Did you fall prey to @jebro's theory of @darthbender's stage fright?
  4. @ryokimball Oh, it's all fun and games until something like that happens. ;-)
  5. @ryokimball a) Lesson learned. b) My main goal in life is to mess with people, so, having you look at ooky Levi Johnston would be fun.
  6. @ryokimball DAMN! I thought you were offering to be a mindless drone to the first person who instructed you with a task.
  7. Oh dear @CherryKityn, he IS ugly. Also, he is dumb. And kills animals maniacally. But he is a burr in Sister Sarah's saddle. #whyIlovehim
  8. @ryokimball Check out Levi Johnston's playgirl pics?
  9. @jebro BRILLIANT.
  10. I like the way my tweetdeck gives me positive reinforcement for favoriting tweets. It's a party. "Hoorah! tweet successfully favorited."
  11. @CherryKityn Sarah Palin's grandbaby daddy. He's in Playgirl next month. And it is FUCKING HILARIOUS.
  12. @jebro Does Sister Sarah read? I guess I could send her a picture story.
  13. @Dancin2the80s Why thank you, gorgeous. It's not even 9 and I'm talking about masterbation. It's a party.
  14. @CherryKityn You are missing out. He looks so redneck. It's awesome. I wish they had photoshopped a mullet on him.
  15. @jebro I try to only masterbate to ppl who would be angry about it. Conservatives, religious-es, Sarah Palin's grandbaby-daddy. #IdowhatIcan
  16. @CherryKityn Did you check out Levi's pictures? Are you so excited to see his pretend-penis-aka-hockey-stick?
  17. Oh, Levi Johnston http://bit.ly/7BbAqt I'd so hit that. But no talking. And promise to breath thru your nose. #downwithmouthbreathers
  18. @phundle Hmm. How would you feel about huffing paint? I saw an intervention with that and that shit is CRAZY.
  19. @kickAssShanica XoXoXo and a smack on the ass.
  20. @geekgirldiva AW! Thx! XoXoXo