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  1. @momlogic wish we had black Friday here.
  2. I'm debating selling my teen-aged daughter to the next passing gypsy band.... How much do u think I can get?
  3. Whatever happened to the days when an xylophone solo got a good round of applause? Ahhh jazz and tea at 1am
  4. Washing laundry for clothes to wear at girls weekend at the lake tomorrow! No kidlets, just us crazy women! Woot woot!
  5. Sad and maudlin at 2:30am. Do I really have to do this single parent thing again?? (sigh) hard to appreciate the journey at this late hour
  6. Drink in hand, chocolate scented candles and Rufus wainwright on the stereo. Ahhhhhhhhh lifes good.
  7. The ex came by today, a week after he moved out. The boy was nervous, littlest threw herself at him and the mid wishes he was dead :( :(
  8. @Amberdoula throw in some donkey "braying" for good measure with the dirty talk. lol
  9. Awww I feel so out of the loop! I've been working on this whole "single mom" escapade and haven't had time to breathe let alone tweet :(
  10. Freezing my arse off outside... Fer gods sake, dog... Just poop and get it OVER WITH!
  11. My 11 year old daughter just told me I'm grounded! YESSSSS!!!! If u need me, I'll be in my room with snacks and a book!!
  12. Sunday afternoon. I'm contemplating the meaning of life. I'm pretty sure it has something to do with tostitos and a swiffer wet jet.
  13. There, now that I've barfed up some self pity maybe I can get on with my day. :P
  14. .....along with that chunk of my soul I wasn't using.
  15. No time to tweet lately. I'm officially a single mom in 2 weeks. Thank god he's taking the ugly couches......
  16. @GR8MIDWIFE fabulous way to start ur day :) my homebirths are so few and fr between I cherish every one
  17. Up and ready to face the day. Or sumthin' . Kids going to their dads for the night... Now what kind of trouble can I get into?
  18. Kids are happily destroying my kitchen while they make cupcakes from scratch. Sigh.
  19. @heartsandhandss even if it was pretty uncoventional or in some cases downright unnatural. Giving birth is giving life, no matter the hole:)
  20. RT @heartsandhandss: can it really be called 'gave birth'.... I can't think of a birth where the mom wasn't the one to truly "deliver"