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DougStanhope

  1. Playing Atlanta, GA Aug 25th @relapsetheatre ow.ly/b6G9m 12:13 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
  2. Playing Knoxville, TN, Wed 8th August ow.ly/b6s1J 9:57 AM May 23rd via HootSuite
  3. Finishing Celeb Apprentice is like finishing a carton of smokes where you think " This time I'm done for real." @LisaLampanelli 12:02 AM May 21st via web
  4. Nick Stahl dummy @10thplanetTony im about to start a death pool with some friends who do you think should be my first pick? 10:04 PM May 20th via web in reply to 10thplanetTony
  5. Gov Bill Janklow & Gary Carter @GonzoKitchen " who did they have that you didn't?" 9:02 PM May 20th via web in reply to GonzoKitchen
  6. Yes I did but so did 1st place so I remain in 2nd. @TheMadChad @Ralphie_May #dailydouble "Anybody have Robin Gibb?" 8:56 PM May 20th via web in reply to TheMadChad
  7. Lockerbie bomber death moves me from 7th to 2nd place in death pool pushing Bingo back to 3rd. How you feeling, @Ralphie_May? 9:12 AM May 20th via Facebook
  8. My money is on "Went The Day Well. at 5-1. #preakness 3:04 PM May 19th via web
  9. Anyone know another place to get roasted fetus? Having a dinner party and my connection had trouble.... fb.me/15z0GB5y2 12:50 PM May 18th via Facebook
  10. Booking em now, stay tuned. @ErnHate where can we find the rest of the Doug Stanhope's Big Stink Comedy Tour 2012 dates? 2:45 PM May 17th via web in reply to ErnHate
  11. Nothing makes me happier than when @iamcolinquinn gears up a bunch of humorless noodleheads. 2:40 PM May 17th via web
  12. Coming to Chattanooga, TN, August 7th. ow.ly/aYPKu 10:53 AM May 17th via HootSuite
  13. London- Mike Birbiglia is @sohotheatre right fucking now. Lick him in the balls for me @birbigs ow.ly/aXXZP 12:30 AM May 17th via HootSuite
  14. Ready to go batshit crazy for @GovGaryJohnson / @judgejimgray ticket for 2012. Watch youtube.com/watch?feature=… and follow. 12:19 AM May 17th via web
  15. "She" - @kristinelevine - is one of the funniest people I've ever seen. "@LeeRobbins_twit 'she'; did I read that right?" 12:47 AM May 16th via web in reply to LeeRobbins_Twit
  16. Follow & see her in Edinburgh! @kristinelevine "It's crazy to see it on the Fringe's official website" edfringe.com/whats-on/comed… 12:22 AM May 16th via web in reply to kristinelevine