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  1. Oh shit...did I mention my new CD is out??? www.dougstanhope.com about 6 hours ago from web
  2. MY NEW CD IS FINALLY OUT! HUZZAH! Quick, go to www.dougstanhope.com! Tell the World! about 17 hours ago from web
  3. Replaced my lost phone - starting from scratch replacing everybody's fucking numbers. Fuck phones. Lets go back to mailing shit. 9:12 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. Will die feeling ashamed of not fucking everyone in Florida, mostly for not violently raping the uber-racist Millionaire Saints bus guy. 10:15 PM Nov 23rd from web
  5. In Emergency room now having Mr Squiggles Zhu Zhu pet removed from rectum. Black Friday indeed. 12:51 PM Nov 21st from web
  6. Very upset at being snubbed yet again for Sexiest Man Alive. Fuck People Magazine and fuck you all. 12:50 PM Nov 21st from web
  7. Tampa tonight! http://www.brownpaperticket... Feel free to share the link at no additional charge. 11:37 AM Nov 21st from web
  8. booked the Pipeline Cage in Honolulu Dec 13th - http://www.pipelinecafehawa... - If you know anyone there, tell em cuz I certainly dont. 1:38 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. Corrected Link for Tickets Added in Orlando for tonight - http://www.brownpaperticket... 8:40 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. Tickets added for Orlando tonight...https://www.brownpaperticke... Tell someone! 8:26 AM Nov 19th from web
  11. Guess what's in my ass? Free CD to the winner. 8:20 PM Nov 17th from web
  12. If you're in Chicago - the best comic that you'll see anytime soon - Glenn Wool this weekend at the Lakeshore Theater! Google it, whore! 7:51 PM Nov 17th from web
  13. So you know, I think the best thing would be for every religion to be put down in their sleep. This isn't some racist Muslim-only affair. 12:21 AM Nov 17th from web
  14. So long as there's Muslims in the military, "The Men Who Stare at Goats" better watch whose goat they stare at or it's Fort Hood every day. 9:17 PM Nov 16th from web
  15. "Excuse me, Mr eBay but there is a Doug Stanhope who's here to see you and he says he's drinking on Ambien. Send him straight in? Yessir." 8:50 PM Nov 16th from web
  16. I eat pussy like a chimpanzee eats your face. Who wants to be on Oprah? 3:08 PM Nov 16th from web
  17. The podcast I did on Marc Maron's show with Janeane Garofalo is up at @WTFpod. You can share that link if you like. 11:48 AM Nov 16th from web
  18. I'm playing Florida this week. Alert your grandparents that I'll be staying on their couch and eating all of their Lorna Doone's. 8:37 PM Nov 15th from web
  19. Who's more guilty? Kimmel for Ben Stein or Carrolla for Dr Drew? 12:54 AM Nov 14th from web
  20. Oh ya, I'm at Winston's in Ocean Beach Friday and Saturday. Tix at www.brownpapertickets.com - early shows mean late nights of regret. 6:06 PM Nov 12th from web