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RT @mbrosen: Jeez. How many different friggin' mini/micro/pequeño USB connectors can we come up with, electronics industry? PICK ONE. 4:12 PM Dec 3rd from UberTwitter
Guess people like Tiger. 29 "Cheeta" RTs (thanks @jedijunkie) and aggregate loss of two followers. 9:22 AM Dec 3rd from UberTwitter
So do we call him Cheetah instead of Tiger now? 7:51 PM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter
Four trains today. I was late for each but made them all. Can always count on public transit. 3:28 PM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter
Bernstein Law Group announces that recent events won't affect our relationship with Tiger Woods. 2:10 PM Dec 2nd from Power Twitter
Is that Luke Wilson or am I watching analog TV in 16:9? 7:26 PM Dec 1st from UberTwitter
5 minutes in a so far this new Scrubs is even worse than the last new Scrubs. 6:07 PM Dec 1st from UberTwitter
@aweissman You're the 2nd person to say that to me today. Other time was a different context. Unless you meant Dan Slather.... 6:53 PM Nov 30th from UberTwitter in reply to aweissman
@aweissman he's still on TV...? 6:43 PM Nov 30th from UberTwitter in reply to aweissman
Love this. RT @nprpolitics: 'No Divorce' Movement Lampoons Gay Marriage Ban http://su.pr/2v1VjM 3:52 PM Nov 30th from UberTwitter
@amandarykoff probably the first time a guy who's (maybe) the 4th best player on his team won the award (but I haven't read it yet) 3:00 PM Nov 30th from UberTwitter in reply to amandarykoff
@amandarykoff did you just say "Jeter deserves some credit" and then list a gazillion awards he's won? Aren't those "credit"? :-) 2:42 PM Nov 30th from UberTwitter in reply to amandarykoff
Just paid more $ to extend the warranty on my existing car then I paid to buy my first car. 1:32 PM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
Dentist says I have a small mouth. Apparently my mom was wrong. #fb 6:39 AM Nov 25th from UberTwitter
6 pts, 4 boards, 8 assists. No trips to the ER. Wife only cared about the latter. 7:50 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
Was told to dress for the job I want, not the one I have. Today I'm wearing a Mets jersey. #fb 4:53 AM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
I have Eggo waffles. #fb 5:06 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
I don't believe in participation trophies for 9 year olds. We lost our last game 8-2 so I made the boys run laps. 4:29 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
I'm at Milleridge Inn (585 N. Broadway, Jericho Tpke., NYC). http://bit.ly/81SXru 3:50 PM Nov 21st from foursquare
Given all the fake dives / injuries in world cup soccer why all the "cheater" uproar about a hand ball? 7:05 AM Nov 20th from UberTwitter