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  1. RT @mbrosen: Jeez. How many different friggin' mini/micro/pequeño USB connectors can we come up with, electronics industry? PICK ONE.
  2. Guess people like Tiger. 29 "Cheeta" RTs (thanks @jedijunkie) and aggregate loss of two followers.
  3. So do we call him Cheetah instead of Tiger now?
  4. Four trains today. I was late for each but made them all. Can always count on public transit.
  5. Bernstein Law Group announces that recent events won't affect our relationship with Tiger Woods.
  6. Is that Luke Wilson or am I watching analog TV in 16:9?
  7. 5 minutes in a so far this new Scrubs is even worse than the last new Scrubs.
  8. @aweissman You're the 2nd person to say that to me today. Other time was a different context. Unless you meant Dan Slather....
  9. @aweissman he's still on TV...?
  10. Love this. RT @nprpolitics: 'No Divorce' Movement Lampoons Gay Marriage Ban http://su.pr/2v1VjM
  11. @amandarykoff probably the first time a guy who's (maybe) the 4th best player on his team won the award (but I haven't read it yet)
  12. @amandarykoff did you just say "Jeter deserves some credit" and then list a gazillion awards he's won? Aren't those "credit"? :-)
  13. Just paid more $ to extend the warranty on my existing car then I paid to buy my first car.
  14. Dentist says I have a small mouth. Apparently my mom was wrong. #fb
  15. 6 pts, 4 boards, 8 assists. No trips to the ER. Wife only cared about the latter.
  16. Was told to dress for the job I want, not the one I have. Today I'm wearing a Mets jersey. #fb
  17. I have Eggo waffles. #fb
  18. I don't believe in participation trophies for 9 year olds. We lost our last game 8-2 so I made the boys run laps.
  19. I'm at Milleridge Inn (585 N. Broadway, Jericho Tpke., NYC). http://bit.ly/81SXru
  20. Given all the fake dives / injuries in world cup soccer why all the "cheater" uproar about a hand ball?