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  1. Who wants gum? #threewordsaftersex
  2. And I'm nodding my head like yea RT @BeckyBuckwild @DougBenson I bet ur movin ur hips like yea
  3. As I fly over the country, I realize Miley Cyrus has been right this whole time. There is a party in the USA.
  4. The inflight movie is JULIE AND JULIA. I wonder if Dan Aykroyd was pissed when Meryl Streep got cast as Julia.
  5. This is my first tweet from a plane. Not trying to brag, just pointing out that...oops, gotta go, it's hot fudge sundae time!
  6. RT @smartbunny @DougBenson What the shit is a Cancer Face? Like astrology? A: Yes, like astrology.
  7. Tickets are on sale now, SF, for the New Years Eve Comedy Countdown at the Palace of Fine Arts with @gregbehrendt, @toddbarry, M. Bamford...
  8. ...@amyschumer, Chirs Porter (is he on Twitter?) and more! http://www.livenation.com/e...
  9. While signing an autograph for a woman at JFK, she said "You have a cancer face." I'd be offended, if it weren't so damn accurate!
  10. Hey west coasters, you can catch the final rerun of yesterday's BEST DAY EVER this morning at 8:57am. If you wanna catch it, that is.
  11. is taping a new #ilovemovies on Tuesday, should be available for ears everywhere next weekend. The guests? A big fat surprise!
  12. Thanks for asking about my @g4 special, THE HIGH ROAD. It debuts Monday, Dec 28, after an @oliviamunn special. (Special!)
  13. I hope I get famous enough to be the subject of an eppy of VH1's BROKE AND FAMOUS. I've got the broke part down already.
  14. Flatus! RT @Caissie can appreciate holiday ads by candle & nut companies...but Beano? I resent the commercialization of Yuletide flatus.
  15. Why stop at THE GRINCH when there are so many other holiday classics to destroy? And CGI robot people aren't creepy. At all!
  16. I'll be there for sure! RT @alissas Anyone else want to hit up the Lakeshore to see @DougBenson at 4:20 on 12/6? http://bit.ly/txkRO
  17. Tonight on BEST DAY EVER we're talking 'bout Kardashians, Top Models and Joanna Krupa's sexless sex tape. (10:57p eastern and pacific)
  18. MILKED #cowfilms
  19. BESSIE'S WEDDING #cowfilms
  20. Just got out of the shower. Walking to work soon. #whyareyoutellingusthis