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DougBenson

  1. Nashville, TN: I'm heeeerrreee! Stand-up tmrw and Sun, DOUG LOVES MOVIES Mon, all at 4:20. Air conditioned! #Maybe nashville.zanies.com/news.php?NewsS…
  2. Got stuff I gotta do when I get to hotel. Will let you know where I am when I'm out and about tonight.
  3. ...@DaveSFoley and perhaps the greatest DLM guest of all time, 9-year-old Alina Foley. #Amazedorable twitter.com/DougBenson/sta…
  4. Happy 5/25 everybody! New DOUG LOVES MOVIES podcast plopped today with @SammLevine @MartinStarr @ChelseaVPeretti... twitter.com/DougBenson/sta…
  5. 30 minutes to showtime at the Houston Improv! Or less. #ProbablyMore #StonerTime
  6. You know I gots to stay in this room on Tommy Chong's birthday! #Houston #WeDontHaveAProblem twitter.com/DougBenson/sta…
  7. Hey @huntsbergerjunk, you were right, the movie ONE DAY is totally not horrible! #RingingEndorsement
  8. Happy 5/24 everybody! Gonna fly to Houston. Some guy has a problem getting his bag in the overhead or he likes putting his dick in my face.
  9. Dick Cheney had 13% approval in this country when he left office. Why would anybody defend him, @Midlifecrysys? P.S. You're BLOCKED
  10. RT @Midlifecrysys @DougBenson So what makes Cheney such a horrible person? So many people hate him just because it is the cool thing to do.
  11. BLOCKED #InTheFace RT @Midlifecrysys @DougBenson Dick Cheney...boogie man You probably don't even know why you aren't supposed to like him.
  12. Mitt Romney looks up to and admires Dick Cheney. #EnoughFuckingSaid
  13. The trouble with working out is that I find it exhausting.
  14. RT @grubi @DougBenson twitter.com/grubi/status/2… Wait, you're THIS guy? A: YES, I am me.
  15. Happy 5/23 everybody! I'm the dude in this still from BLADE RUNNER who isn't sporting a mohawk or Harrison Ford. #True twitter.com/DougBenson/sta…
  16. Here's Jared Thompson, @HuntsbergerJunk and audience winner Jon from DLM from Bloomington, IN. In iTunes now. #Free twitter.com/DougBenson/sta…