DougBenson
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Reiku in Dallas, I love putting your sushi in me.
about 9 hours ago
from txt
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- Thanks, Dallas!
about 11 hours ago
from Ping.fm
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Saw THE BLIND SIDE today because @ likes daffy movies. Less emphasis on Sandy B's boobies than I was expecting.
about 14 hours ago
from web
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Predictive texting on my iPhone changed "faggy" to "daffy." Sent text anyway cuz that's close enough.
about 19 hours ago
from txt
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Oh my God, this sushi I'm eating tastes like raw fish.
6:18 PM Nov 20th
from txt
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Both shows at Hyena's in Dallas are sold out, Im told. So smoke some bowls and watch me on Comedy Central from 9:30 to 11:00 central time.
5:40 PM Nov 20th
from web
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Is intersectio Italian or something? RT @ It's probly dangerous for me 2 b tweeting while driving through a busy intersectio
1:05 PM Nov 20th
from web
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See me and @ at 88 Broadway in Urbana, IL, on Saturday Dec. 5. It's gonna be a wangdoodledoo!
11:37 AM Nov 20th
from web
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Finally thanks to NEW MOON, hairy palms are sexy!
10:13 AM Nov 20th
from web
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The worst: Rubber Band (via @). And @ thinks I should look into Lap Band.
8:44 AM Nov 20th
from web
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Really fun: Rock Band. Not so much fun: Marching Band.
8:38 AM Nov 20th
from web
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Sarah Palin says she would never do a reality show. But what does she call what she's doing now?
8:07 AM Nov 20th
from web
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RT @: Can't attend the event but want to help anyway? Bid on power tools, video games, theater tickets & more! One day left! ht
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4:46 PM Nov 19th
from web
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Attn Dallas peeps: You can see me for free tonight or you can pay to see me tomorrow or Saturday night. Your call.
12:34 PM Nov 19th
from web
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Have fun hanging out with Yogi Bear for 4 months in New Zealand, @!
7:58 AM Nov 19th
from txt
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How does @ guarantee himself the best going away party ever? Bacon and cheese doughnut holes, that's how!
7:57 AM Nov 19th
from txt
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- Tom Bergeron napping - quick, somebody punch him in the balls!
7:09 AM Nov 19th
from Ping.fm
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"Nodding my head like ow, moving my hips like ow." -lyric from Geriatric in the USA
10:48 AM Nov 18th
from txt
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I'll be at Hyena's in Dallas tomorrow night through Satiurday with @. Come get a contact high and a palm strike, y'all!
8:05 AM Nov 18th
from mobile web
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Why am I up so early? I have to get up early tomorrow to fly to Dallas so I'm practicing.
4:27 AM Nov 18th
from txt
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- Name Doug Benson
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.myspac...
- Bio My new CD, DOUG BENSON: UNBALANCED LOAD, and my podcast, I LOVE MOVIES, are on iTunes now. Where they belong.
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