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  1. Reiku in Dallas, I love putting your sushi in me. #foodhole about 9 hours ago from txt
  2. http://ping.fm/p/V61Ej - Thanks, Dallas! about 11 hours ago from Ping.fm
  3. Saw THE BLIND SIDE today because @grahamelwood likes daffy movies. Less emphasis on Sandy B's boobies than I was expecting. #sadface about 14 hours ago from web
  4. Predictive texting on my iPhone changed "faggy" to "daffy." Sent text anyway cuz that's close enough. about 19 hours ago from txt
  5. Oh my God, this sushi I'm eating tastes like raw fish. 6:18 PM Nov 20th from txt
  6. Both shows at Hyena's in Dallas are sold out, Im told. So smoke some bowls and watch me on Comedy Central from 9:30 to 11:00 central time. 5:40 PM Nov 20th from web
  7. Is intersectio Italian or something? RT @RealJeffreyRoss It's probly dangerous for me 2 b tweeting while driving through a busy intersectio 1:05 PM Nov 20th from web
  8. See me and @grahamelwood at 88 Broadway in Urbana, IL, on Saturday Dec. 5. It's gonna be a wangdoodledoo! www.etix.com 11:37 AM Nov 20th from web
  9. Finally thanks to NEW MOON, hairy palms are sexy! 10:13 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. The worst: Rubber Band (via @jambloes). And @joey_t thinks I should look into Lap Band. 8:44 AM Nov 20th from web
  11. Really fun: Rock Band. Not so much fun: Marching Band. 8:38 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. Sarah Palin says she would never do a reality show. But what does she call what she's doing now? 8:07 AM Nov 20th from web
  13. RT @BaldBryan: Can't attend the event but want to help anyway? Bid on power tools, video games, theater tickets & more! One day left! ht ... 4:46 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. Attn Dallas peeps: You can see me for free tonight or you can pay to see me tomorrow or Saturday night. Your call. http://ow.ly/i/7D3 12:34 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. Have fun hanging out with Yogi Bear for 4 months in New Zealand, @nottjmiller! 7:58 AM Nov 19th from txt
  16. How does @nottjmiller guarantee himself the best going away party ever? Bacon and cheese doughnut holes, that's how! 7:57 AM Nov 19th from txt
  17. http://ping.fm/p/snq0P - Tom Bergeron napping - quick, somebody punch him in the balls! 7:09 AM Nov 19th from Ping.fm
  18. "Nodding my head like ow, moving my hips like ow." -lyric from Geriatric in the USA 10:48 AM Nov 18th from txt
  19. I'll be at Hyena's in Dallas tomorrow night through Satiurday with @grahamelwood. Come get a contact high and a palm strike, y'all! 8:05 AM Nov 18th from mobile web
  20. Why am I up so early? I have to get up early tomorrow to fly to Dallas so I'm practicing. 4:27 AM Nov 18th from txt
  • Name Doug Benson
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://www.myspac...
  • Bio My new CD, DOUG BENSON: UNBALANCED LOAD, and my podcast, I LOVE MOVIES, are on iTunes now. Where they belong.
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