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the sickness update: keith richards called...he wanted to know how i can stand to take this many pills... about 4 hours ago from web
20 things that would happen if marijuana were legalized tomorrow http://bit.ly/7bzGBi about 9 hours ago from web
RT @tweetmeme 20 things that would happen if marijuana were legalized tomorrow | Guyism http://is.gd/5PL4m about 11 hours ago from TweetMeme
@BrockCochran i will never give-up on the quadruple option... about 23 hours ago from web in reply to BrockCochran
just to show h&m who's boss, i burned down one of their stores i wasn't using... about 23 hours ago from web
@LisaHorne as a raider fan, you're supposed to dislike everyone. especially cops... about 24 hours ago from web in reply to LisaHorne
fred mcgriff for hall of fame. crime dog!!! #mlb 8:27 AM Jan 6th from web
@jimmytraina i thought the halftime show could have used more cowbell girl... 7:16 PM Jan 5th from web
the second half is the time for georgia tech to start running the dreaded quadruple option. #orangebowl 7:08 PM Jan 5th from web
@hzrdUS my broken pelvis waits for no jet ski... 11:23 AM Jan 5th from web in reply to hzrdUS
i can kinda breathe again. and no more coughing up blood. hooray! now if i can get some writing done tonight, i'lll be back on track. 11:09 AM Jan 5th from web
RT @DCScrap TSA confiscates Play Doh from a kid... seriously http://digg.com/d31Ehoo #digg #digguser 11:07 AM Jan 5th from web
to bed because the sickness i had has given me the sickness i now have. wheeeee! 7:34 PM Jan 4th from web
@MDuette i want a balloon tank, but i used all of my helium on new year's eve... 6:04 PM Jan 4th from web in reply to MDuette
RT @GallagherMeow: if you change the 'o' to a 'p' in 'heroes' - you get herpes. this is in regards to the show - not the awesome club night. 6:00 PM Jan 4th from web
@MDuette exactly... 5:59 PM Jan 4th from web in reply to MDuette
when they show the boise fans in the crowd it looks like a pack of high definition epilepsy crayons projectile vomited onto my tv screen. 5:56 PM Jan 4th from web
@RedZou i'm not one to get into fashion arguments, but both the uniforms and the match-up are terrible. 5:45 PM Jan 4th from web in reply to RedZou
this game is one oregon duck away from being the national championship for ugly uniforms. #fiestabowl 5:41 PM Jan 4th from web
i am in a pattern of meeting amazing women i really enjoy spending time with that live very far away. fml 2:54 PM Jan 1st from mobile web

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Bio Formerly of National Lampoon. Now I can be found as writer and Associate Editor at Guyism. I eat unicorns and piss rainbows. True story...