Dotwinter
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The only difference between naivety and optimism is the meaning of the word, and spelling.
about 21 hours ago
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@ Then you would have a homeopathic lemony barrel, unless you went mental with the amount.
3:41 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to kevmaguire
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@ Also hard to get into, and to avoid shooting your toes away when you do.
3:36 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to Jason_Manford
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@ @ @ @ I regret myself immediately.
3:32 PM Nov 23rd
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Shooting fish in a barrel is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. Exactly as easy in fact.
3:30 PM Nov 23rd
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@ The majority of a cemetery is the RIP area.
3:27 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to serafinowicz
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@ Notice I didn't use the phrase 'celeb'. You can use it on anyone, it's function is limitless, young and old, known and unknown.
1:44 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to nitsohara
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@ That was the name of my childhood pub.
1:43 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to mrjonmacqueen
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@ Of course, I have some Spanish out the back somewhere, just give me a few months.
1:41 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to FranOfTheNorth
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Usually people who have only 'tweeted' 10 or so times over a year, take time out to call *celebrity* a "turdy bongle mama" or something.
1:32 PM Nov 22nd
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My favourite people on here are the ones that announce who they are unfollowing like Moses on a hill.
1:20 PM Nov 22nd
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@ And a dartboard is only in-coming too, poor thing.
9:43 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to sgnp
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@ Got a bit reedy at 2khz.
9:37 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to Martin_Carr
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@ I've gone a-tonal. Dusky.
9:30 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to louisecoats
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Actually, that's too creepy. I don't like this new direction of mine. I'm going to go and adjust my tone.
7:51 AM Nov 22nd
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@ Darn it to space!
7:37 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to mrjonmacqueen
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@ Or angel delight.
7:35 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to djhanks
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@ Yes I do. 'Red light at night, you have to stop your car, red light in the morning, you have to stop your car'.
7:31 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to mrjonmacqueen
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RT @ It's an interesting new direction. I might start to mock anyone that RT's me, take their laughter & use it against them.
7:27 AM Nov 22nd
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@ I'm being 'dark'. 'It's' 'my' 'new' 'thing'.
7:20 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to mrjonmacqueen
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