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  1. The only difference between naivety and optimism is the meaning of the word, and spelling.
  2. @kevmaguire Then you would have a homeopathic lemony barrel, unless you went mental with the amount.
  3. @Jason_Manford Also hard to get into, and to avoid shooting your toes away when you do.
  4. @JFDerry @ricardobraun @dot1 @reddskingyal I regret myself immediately.
  5. Shooting fish in a barrel is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. Exactly as easy in fact.
  6. @serafinowicz The majority of a cemetery is the RIP area.
  7. @nitsohara Notice I didn't use the phrase 'celeb'. You can use it on anyone, it's function is limitless, young and old, known and unknown.
  8. @mrjonmacqueen That was the name of my childhood pub.
  9. @FranOfTheNorth Of course, I have some Spanish out the back somewhere, just give me a few months.
  10. Usually people who have only 'tweeted' 10 or so times over a year, take time out to call *celebrity* a "turdy bongle mama" or something.
  11. My favourite people on here are the ones that announce who they are unfollowing like Moses on a hill.
  12. @sgnp And a dartboard is only in-coming too, poor thing.
  13. @Martin_Carr Got a bit reedy at 2khz.
  14. @louisecoats I've gone a-tonal. Dusky.
  15. Actually, that's too creepy. I don't like this new direction of mine. I'm going to go and adjust my tone.
  16. @mrjonmacqueen Darn it to space!
  17. @djhanks Or angel delight.
  18. @mrjonmacqueen Yes I do. 'Red light at night, you have to stop your car, red light in the morning, you have to stop your car'.
  19. RT @mrjonmacqueen It's an interesting new direction. I might start to mock anyone that RT's me, take their laughter & use it against them.
  20. @mrjonmacqueen I'm being 'dark'. 'It's' 'my' 'new' 'thing'.