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Dotwinter

  1. @joyfeed Isn't it? 12:33 PM May 23rd via web in reply to joyfeed
  2. @sharonGOONer It is not 'he' or 'she' or 'them' or 'it' that you belong to. It's 'Hshemit'. 12:32 PM May 23rd via web in reply to sharonGOONer
  3. IDENTIFY YOURSELVES. 12:12 PM May 23rd via web
  4. Es muss sein! 11:57 AM May 23rd via web
  5. I used to make jokes on here you know. 11:49 AM May 23rd via web
  6. Piss. 11:40 AM May 23rd via web
  7. People driving on the other side of the road have no idea they're going the wrong way. Idiots. 1:33 PM Apr 24th via web
  8. I just went into the kitchen and my named changed to 'Haarn' for a few seconds. I'm not worried about it really. 3:39 AM Apr 9th via web
  9. Archery was invented as a way of easily getting rid of excess arrowheads, and sticks. 12:27 PM Mar 20th via web
  10. WHAT IS IN THIS I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IN THIS I DON'T UNDERSTAND HELP. twitter.com/Dotwinter/stat… 10:42 AM Mar 10th via web
  11. Looking for somewhere that will remove your 'worts' AND store your son? Go to here. twitter.com/Dotwinter/stat… 4:36 AM Mar 10th via web
  12. Behind every bad stalker, is the person they are following. 12:14 PM Mar 7th via web
  13. In fancy society, quickly drawing your fist away from someone’s face over and over again is considered no better than punching. 5:50 AM Mar 7th via web
  14. If I ever started to structure weak jokes like a 14 year old Californian, I’d be all ‘what the eff are you doing, Dot!’ 3:14 PM Mar 5th via web
  15. MEGA DEAL - If you liked 'your current partner' you'll LOVE 'your ex partner!' - HURRY! 2:58 PM Mar 5th via web
  16. James Brown won a Gutenberg Bible during a visit to the studios. #topofthepopsfax 11:53 AM Mar 1st via web
  17. Disgusting lunch today at Koffmann's in Knightsbridge - bit.ly/yJMRm5 8:20 AM Mar 1st via web
  18. If you jumped on a grenade to shield an officer, but it turned out to be a pebble, but then the pebble exploded, it'd be really surprising. 5:58 AM Mar 1st via web
  19. I wish everything was about a metre to the left. 9:10 AM Feb 29th via web
  20. I sometimes stop to marvel at the intricate beauty of a spiders web, but often just look at as much of it as I can while walking past. 4:37 AM Feb 27th via web