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  1. And could someone please tell me what in the world Bella Karoli is saying? That guy... Poor Bob Costas.
  2. Durant, OK Chamber of Commerce encourages you to move to their town and turn your "vacation" into a "stay-cation". Love it.
  3. Sex and the City or Indiana Jones? Leaning towards Indi. Think this roasted broccoli I'm sneaking in will be as good as popcorn with butter?
  4. Happy Friday the 13th! Cancelling road trip to Camp Crystal Lake and avoiding guys wearing hockey masks.
  5. Shouting match at house down the street when Dot and I walked by this morning. Best line - "KNOW YOUR GEOGRAPHY, FOOL!" Damn straight.
  6. Where is my stimulous check, W? Seriously, where is it? Mama's already done stimulated the economy and has a payment due!
  7. I have seven pair of black pants and not one of them is clean for work tomorrow. Calling in sick.
  8. At a work event and just called one of our engineers at home on a Saturday morning to ask him how to work the VCR. I'm sure he's impressed.
  9. I keep getting excited when I remember I have a 3 day weekend, then I remember the horrible dental work happening tomorrow morn and I cringe
  10. I just tipped a male waiter more than I should have because he repeatedly called me "darlin'" in his Irish brogue.
  11. Oh please stop filling my tea glass after I take only one drink. You're hovering and I'm nervous. Let me drink half the glass then fill.
  12. All right, the WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW begins Monday! Can you feel the excitement? I'm not even kidding. This is the Golden Retriever's year
  13. Checked out of hotel this morning holding big vase of flowers in one arm, shoes in other, bra fell out of purse when getting keys. Classy.
  14. Oh my gosh, dear friends, I think I have FINALLY figured out what's going on with my computer at home. Maybe, someday, I'll be able to post
  15. I am so upset that I can't access the internet from home. This happens all of the time - takes 2 weeks for Cox to get here to help. ARGH!
  16. Seriously...enough with the meetings already. Between meetings and the random office drop bys, I've maybe worked 7 minutes in 2 days.
  17. Hey everybody! Twitter updates mean I can post on the go and let you know what I'm up to AT ALL TIMES. I know you're excited. Me too.