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  1. Ah yes. The old "I cut in front of you and hit my brakes to avoid the car in front but it's not my fault" trick. http://twitpic.com/ty7ce 4:54 PM Dec 17th from Echofon
  2. Sigh... If anyone can blow 1st and goal on the four yard line it's the Dallas Cowboys! 2:15 PM Dec 13th from Echofon
  3. Tiger Woods says "she did truly amazing things with my putter" 9:22 PM Dec 11th from web
  4. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's. 9:22 PM Dec 11th from web
  5. WTF 1-800-Flowers, is it REALLY that hard to deliver flowers to Nebraska? Really? Maybe I can have a couple of ears of CORN delivered? 6:35 PM Dec 9th from web
  6. @stripesthetiger Tell us about it Janet! 9:18 PM Dec 8th from web in reply to stripesthetiger
  7. @stripesthetiger Look, do you want bars, or do you want to make phone calls. Me, bars is what it's all about! ;) 9:18 PM Dec 8th from web in reply to stripesthetiger
  8. Crappy AT&T/iPhone network coverage? There's an app for that. A mashup showing "real" coverage would be great! http://su.pr/1ay31G 3:51 PM Dec 8th from Echofon
  9. Note to self: Erika (of Amazing Race) is very high maintenance 8:36 PM Dec 6th from web
  10. OH: that's Peyton, he's the coach. His brother Eli is the quarterback... [ed: dumbass] 3:17 PM Dec 6th from Echofon
  11. The sidewalk is his personal ashtray. http://bit.ly/8khiQo http://twitpic.com/sflao 11:32 AM Dec 6th from Echofon
  12. @stripesthetiger "let me google that for you" is your friend. http://lmgtfy.com?q=lmgtfy 2:12 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to stripesthetiger
  13. Sheesh! How fast was Tiger going as he pulled out of his driveway! 3:50 PM Nov 30th from Echofon
  14. "You Only Live Twice" - one of the lamer Bond films.. 12:03 PM Nov 27th from web
  15. Scary, we drove by Frys on the way home and people were lining up already. 9:18 PM Nov 26th from web
  16. Have a little fryer Scarecrow! http://twitpic.com/r39dm 4:07 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  17. No one saw my dog crap in the parking lot bushes, so I don't have to clean it up, right? http://twitpic.com/qy1xs 5:12 PM Nov 25th from Echofon
  18. If Windows was a restaurant and Firefox was the waiter, I wouldn't leave a tip - the service is way too slow today. 1:39 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  19. How cool - the Bears are playing Philedelphia - the scoreboard shows "Phi" and "Chi" - both Greek letters! 8:21 PM Nov 22nd from web
  20. @fmbillwatt How will giving Obama the money benefit the rich? Will it get us cheaper gas? I thought not. 4:13 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon in reply to fmbillwatt