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  1. My wallet broke today. I hate shopping for wallets. It's like committing to a keychain! I'm gonna have to... http://tumblr.com/xzt473457
  2. Photo: In other news: MANTRACKER!!! http://tumblr.com/xzt4732fd
  3. If you're going to call it a "police incident" don't SHOW ME THE GUY TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF.
  4. Man WTF is with the news in Vancouver. You will show me a guy trying to jump off the Lion's Gate bridge but you won't actually SAY it
  5. @BerdNerd hmm I think a shopping cart could do the same thing
  6. @poor_sweetie aww hell noes
  7. @kaonicks I guess the cool new hip thing is to have a wheelchair and use it as a shopping cart
  8. @poor_sweetie :(
  9. Photo: You can’t be that handicapped if you use your wheelchair as a clothing rack at Urban Outfitters. http://tumblr.com/xzt471gks
  10. Facebook has eliminated any need to go to a High School reunion as I already know how lame everyone is doing. http://tumblr.com/xzt4714oz
  11. @ThePugPosse i have no idea, the DEVIL maybe? haha
  12. @ThePugPosse this is some next level poop it smells so bad!
  13. Nothing says Sunday afternoon like cleaning dog crap off the carpet
  14. @kaonicks I do I do!
  15. "Nothing says Christmas cheer like watching a woman get arrested for shoplifting at Winners." http://tumblr.com/xzt46wjma
  16. @BerdNerd *single tear*
  17. Photo: Oh hey sweet potato fries I am in the mood for you so why don’t you just crawl on into my mouth. http://tumblr.com/xzt46vwcy
  18. @ThePugPosse I bought some to be more healthy, but it turns out I love my bleached white candy bread!
  19. wet nails wet nails
  20. Whole wheat bread tastes awful.