Doom_Prophet
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People arriving at a station need a third arm. You can't cover your nose, your mobile and your wallet with just two hands
8:40 AM Nov 8th
from UberTwitter
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In , property rates fluctuate in tandem with the costs builders incur for marrying off their daughters
5:18 PM Nov 1st
from UberTwitter
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THE LORD BEMOANS: Thane in has all the infrastructure of Ground Zero at a tactical nuclear strike zone
5:16 PM Nov 1st
from UberTwitter
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THE LORD: I have found Bandra and Yari Road in to be the new Sodom and Gomorrah. Prepare for fireworks!
5:14 PM Nov 1st
from UberTwitter
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In , security arrangements for transporting criminals and politicians are identical
5:08 PM Nov 1st
from UberTwitter
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RT @: It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it. - Joseph Joubert
5:06 PM Nov 1st
from UberTwitter
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Good and evil are both sides of the same coin we regularly put in life's slot machine, hoping to hit the jackpot
11:38 PM Oct 15th
from web
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@ I have looked all over Twitter and found no sign of The Lord. How could I? True wisdom has no opinions to share
9:25 AM Oct 7th
from web
in reply to vodkaholic
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ME: Lord, why did you make Adam before Eve? THE LORD: Because I didn't want any advice on the matter
8:35 AM Oct 7th
from UberTwitter
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ME: Lord, you should really try Twitter. THE LORD: Ok. GET CHEAP PARDONS FOR SINS HERE. BUY NOW
8:10 AM Oct 7th
from UberTwitter
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ME: Lord, why aren't you on Twitter? THE LORD: Me? I don't have a laundry list to share, and don't need cheap acne meds
8:06 AM Oct 7th
from UberTwitter
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ME: Lord, why aren't you on Twitter?
8:04 AM Oct 7th
from UberTwitter
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All the religion we have is the ethics of one or another holy person. - Emerson
2:34 AM Oct 7th
from web
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HARKEN, SINNERS: We do not refer to the Holy Trinity as Big Daddy, Junior & the Spook
2:33 AM Oct 7th
from web
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I Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral
2:31 AM Oct 7th
from web
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Verily, verily I say unto thee - today Shiv Vada, tomorrow Congress Custard
12:28 AM Oct 7th
from BeTwittered
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ME: Lord, why the MNS? WHY?!?
THE LORD: My ways are sometimes so mysterious that even I can't figure 'em out...
6:40 PM Oct 6th
from BeTwittered
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ME: Lord, why the Shiv Sena? WHY?!?
THE LORD: Wasn't me. Hey, Satan, complaint for your department!
6:38 PM Oct 6th
from BeTwittered
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ME: Lord, why did you create Mumbai?
THE LORD: Well, I sorta liked Hitler's idea of extermination camps and...
6:36 PM Oct 6th
from BeTwittered
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ME: Lord, why swine flu when we already have AIDS?
THE LORD: Too much fun involved in getting AIDS
5:09 PM Oct 6th
from web
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