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  1. In the south, if you get a death row pardon (even if it's late), the polite thing to do is bow or curtsey. #charm 34 minutes ago from web
  2. I found reels & reels of old anti-tobacco campaign commercials; they were just snuff films. about 11 hours ago from web
  3. In the future hover crafts will b fueled by Ed Begley, Jr.'s blood. Ironically, the emissions kill kittens, trees &the Begley family legacy. about 15 hours ago from web
  4. College is nuts! So many smart cookies in pursuit of macadamia. about 17 hours ago from web
  5. No one should be deprived of their xmas wish-especially not @paul_e_wog! http://bit.ly/7IqAQH #WITTY #follow about 18 hours ago from web
  6. My love for designer hand lotions has affectionately won me the nickname of 'Aloe Vera Wang' amongst fellow fluffers. about 22 hours ago from web
  7. Halley's Comet, Hubbel Telescope and Tom Sizemore. #spacejunk 1:35 PM Nov 28th from web
  8. How come no one told me about @freakdad sooner?! http://favstar.fm/users/Fre... #Gem! 11:35 AM Nov 28th from web
  9. Thanksgiving may be over but I still have to eat at the 'kids table'. Table= a cardboard box in the backyard & kids= raccoons. 10:39 AM Nov 28th from web
  10. Just voted favstar.fm for Best Twitter App http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards 9:13 AM Nov 28th from Mashable Connect
  11. I have a man-crush on William Shakespeare. It's a total woe-mance! 8:23 AM Nov 28th from web
  12. Lil' Wayne used to hate Christmas until he heard about Santa's Reindeer. Now he makes it rein on them doe'z! 11:41 AM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  13. Here is the portfolio of @lonesomeaviary. His work will blow you away http://favstar.fm/users/lon... #headshotsofkittens 9:29 AM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  14. These great Black Friday deals have my dad spinning in circles. This phenomenon is known as a centrifrugal force. 9:11 AM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  15. I went on a date with a total fox. After dinner we took a stroll through the park and she ate a rabbit. Foxy! 7:21 AM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  16. Step on a crack, break your mother's crack addiction. #childhoodsayings 7:06 AM Nov 27th from web
  17. Instrumental argument in history: "I think you're full of air!" / "Oh yeah? Accordion to who?!" 4:49 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  18. This tweet should tide you over until dinner: http://favstar.fm/users/Doo... 10:39 AM Nov 26th from web
  19. This hilarious @imaudihere guy does the lesser-known work of the Audobon Society: http://favstar.fm/users/ima... 9:16 AM Nov 26th from web
  20. An eye for an eye for an eye leaves the whole world listening to Third Eye Blind. 6:07 PM Nov 25th from UberTwitter
  • Name Matthew Vincent
  • Location Chicago
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio Brainstorming Professional; Some strange amalgam of 80s-90s sitcoms, useless Jeopardy answers and PB&J
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