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Why does it take so long for a kid to eat a little bitty burger at a fast food restaurant? 12:26 PM Nov 15th from Twitterrific
He argues he writes clearly. When I can't tell a 2 from a "d", it's NOT clear. He now must type everything. Or become a doctor. 2:28 PM Nov 14th from web
Hoarse throat from yelling at my children. My will-be-14-in-a-few-days-year-old can't actually form letters when he writes. I see squiggles. 2:27 PM Nov 14th from web
Is it wrong to microwave some pasta & veggies and call it dinner after a hard day at work? 5:31 PM Nov 9th from Twitterrific
Feelin foggy. I want to put my head down and nap. Is it wrong to wish I could return to pre-school? Wonder if my boss would notice... 3:33 PM Nov 2nd from Twitterrific
@EsBabble do you? and do you like it? 7:03 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to EsBabble
@sarahcasm It'd be worse if Simon & Garfunkel was followed by "the guys that sang "Bridge over Troubled Waters" and other songs. ;-) 7:02 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to sarahcasm
Just installed Windows 7 on all three computers. LOVE IT! Now I'm thinking the netbook needs upgrading . . . 6:52 PM Oct 31st from web
I broke a tooth today chewing gum. While in Court. Guess I need to start taking the no chewing gum in Court rule more seriously. OUCH. 7:14 PM Oct 29th from web
has anyone installed windows 7? 9:37 PM Oct 24th from web
Do you ever get so caught up in reading blogs (I'm taking for days at a time) that you forget you have a blog too? Yeah? Me too. 8:23 PM Oct 22nd from web
To the out-of-state silver car on the freeway: slowing down to 40 actually increases your chances of getting hit. With all due respect: MOVE 3:19 PM Oct 22nd from Twitterrific
@chibijeebs Ugh! we record Glee because the whole fam is addicted and I won't let the kids stay up til 10! I'm dying to watch it! 9:31 PM Oct 21st from Twitterrific in reply to chibijeebs
@BOREDmommy No. You are the only person who thinks it's gross. 9:29 PM Oct 21st from Twitterrific in reply to BOREDmommy
@chibijeebs Thats some funny stuff. They're making cheaters younger each year. 7:30 PM Oct 21st from Twitterrific in reply to chibijeebs
I just noticed that my 9 y/o tried to forge my signature on her homework log! I waited til high school to do that shit! Geez! 7:13 PM Oct 21st from Twitterrific
Most popular way to find my blog: search about a penny in a toilet. Wonder what that says about me & my family?!? 10:05 PM Oct 20th from web
Stop with those siren things. Nothing's that important when I have a freaking headache! 6:50 PM Oct 19th from Twitterrific
I'm dang snarky and bitchy this weekend. Picking on the hubby. I'm sure he deserves it, but still . . . . 6:18 PM Oct 17th from web
@Sundry I'm so borrowing that threat! 10:29 PM Oct 15th from web in reply to Sundry