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  1. Hardest part of day is waking up after having not slept, but that's when the baby is cutest. It's like God lifting his leg to pee on you.
  2. Small request, but if you see me in person can you please say hello and not just point and laugh?
  3. Wondering is that's a coffee stain on @blurb's shirt or if his milk accidentally came in.
  4. Leta, after telling Marlo an intricate princess story: "Do babies think words in their minds?"
  5. Someone is getting shit done! http://twitpic.com/a8ukk
  6. Marlo: "Were you planning on getting something done? Because that two minute cat nap was all I needed! Whew! Where were we? Right. Fussing!"
  7. . @abckatesnow Did I say duck farts? I meant mommyblogging! Sorry! Sometimes I get the two confused.
  8. @abckatesnow Did I say duck farts? I meant mommyblogging! Sorry! Sometimes I get the two confused.
  9. I'm going to be on GMA on ABC tomorrow morning at about 7:30 AM. Topic? Duck farts. I KNOW!
  10. Marlo and I were up partying all night. That baby can throw back the tequila!
  11. Jon: First Blood? Was that part of your Republican indoctrination growing up? Me: No, I just thought Sylvester Stallone was hot.
  12. Goodbye, mid-length brown hair: http://twitpic.com/9whw1
  13. I thought the baby just smiled at me but then quickly realized it was her Peeing My Pants face.
  14. Friends on Facebook are finally breaking out photos of me from high school. Luckily no one has tagged me as "Chewbacca."
  15. There, there, little bunny: http://twitpic.com/9poy5
  16. Coco just sat down on one of Marlo's pacifiers, accidentally turning it into a butt plug. Not sure they make a soap strong enough for this.
  17. Spent day in bed with chills, fever, and nausea, waiting for antibiotics to kick in. All for Butternut: http://twitpic.com/9g05o
  18. Thanks to everyone for the advice on mastitis. Got a prescription for antibiotics and plan to curl into a ball and moan for a day or two.
  19. Anyone have any experience with mastitis? It feels like I'm going to die.
  20. How did cave people care for newborns without coffee? Did they just go around bashing each other in the head with clubs?