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- Hardest part of day is waking up after having not slept, but that's when the baby is cutest. It's like God lifting his leg to pee on you.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
- Small request, but if you see me in person can you please say hello and not just point and laugh?about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
- Wondering is that's a coffee stain on @blurb's shirt or if his milk accidentally came in.about 24 hours ago from Tweetie
- Leta, after telling Marlo an intricate princess story: "Do babies think words in their minds?"11:58 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- Someone is getting shit done! http://twitpic.com/a8ukk11:32 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- Marlo: "Were you planning on getting something done? Because that two minute cat nap was all I needed! Whew! Where were we? Right. Fussing!"9:16 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- . @abckatesnow Did I say duck farts? I meant mommyblogging! Sorry! Sometimes I get the two confused.1:22 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to abckatesnow
- @abckatesnow Did I say duck farts? I meant mommyblogging! Sorry! Sometimes I get the two confused.1:21 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to abckatesnow
- I'm going to be on GMA on ABC tomorrow morning at about 7:30 AM. Topic? Duck farts. I KNOW!12:27 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- Marlo and I were up partying all night. That baby can throw back the tequila!7:07 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- Jon: First Blood? Was that part of your Republican indoctrination growing up?
Me: No, I just thought Sylvester Stallone was hot.3:19 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- Goodbye, mid-length brown hair: http://twitpic.com/9whw110:10 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- I thought the baby just smiled at me but then quickly realized it was her Peeing My Pants face.7:54 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- Friends on Facebook are finally breaking out photos of me from high school. Luckily no one has tagged me as "Chewbacca."9:44 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- There, there, little bunny: http://twitpic.com/9poy51:06 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- Coco just sat down on one of Marlo's pacifiers, accidentally turning it into a butt plug. Not sure they make a soap strong enough for this.9:35 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- Spent day in bed with chills, fever, and nausea, waiting for antibiotics to kick in. All for Butternut: http://twitpic.com/9g05o4:26 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- Thanks to everyone for the advice on mastitis. Got a prescription for antibiotics and plan to curl into a ball and moan for a day or two.10:32 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- Anyone have any experience with mastitis? It feels like I'm going to die.4:07 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- How did cave people care for newborns without coffee? Did they just go around bashing each other in the head with clubs?9:15 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
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