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dooce

  1. I love to watch golf when I'm sleeping. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @daffodilblog @chrisdary whoa. I'm sitting here with tears in my eyes. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to daffodilblog
  3. @sarahhartshorne MY WORST NIGHTMARE. And then after the race is over, every store is sold out of ibuprofen! 11:57 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sarahhartshorne
  4. because no judge on earth is going to side with a whistler: dooce.com/2012/05/24/i-a… 12:59 PM May 24th via Tweet Button
  5. Is your kid constantly misspelling words? Give him a twitter account and let the @ replies shame the fuck out of him. 5:43 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. "Fever" is the sexiest love song ever written about strep throat. 3:54 PM May 22nd via web
  7. I was never eight years old so I don't understand: dooce.com/2012/05/21/noi… 2:42 PM May 21st via Tweet Button
  8. The Cranberries came on the stereo at the gym and, well, it turns out the music in this cop's squad car is even worse. 1:31 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Just drank a smoothie filled with kale, so, you know, my farts are going to smell like moral superiority. 6:43 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @pableauxNO aw, the bluffs of my hometown. Thank you. Great memories. 7:39 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pableauxNO
  11. @pableauxNO @fatbackteam you've made me homesick! So jealous. 7:28 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pableauxNO
  12. @suebob I hope that person sells a million of those. 12:52 PM May 17th via web in reply to suebob
  13. HOLY SHIT I SEXTED MY BROTHER: dooce.com/2012/05/17/int… 12:34 PM May 17th via Tweet Button
  14. @millslovessoph i just starred the shit out of that tweet. cc @CamillaCombs 11:48 AM May 17th via web in reply to millslovessoph
  15. Yes, I know this is my CHAIR, gay man who got carried away with the label maker. 4:53 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. "You have a right to a quiet trip free of horn-honking." - sign in NYC cab. This car honors my private parts more than Republicans do. 4:40 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. UGH! Remember trying to text on these things? instagr.am/p/KnVr2fAkZc/ 10:00 AM May 14th via Instagram
  18. Has anyone ever debarked their three-year-old? dooce.com/2012/05/10/dre… 12:00 PM May 10th via Tweet Button
  19. Toddler saved all the marshmallows in her Lucky Charms for last LIKE A FUCKING PRO. 6:12 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. @amalah I have a pretty good idea about which one you shouldn't get! 6:05 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to amalah