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Dont_ask_why

  1. Anyway, goodnight! Have funtiemz with yo mad selffizzles (But not TOO much funtiemz, all things in moderationzorz) :)
  2. I don't know why I'm being obnoxious level infinity tonight, I must be in a good mood
  3. Tiny tortillas, tiny tortillas, para mi mama, para mi papa #HandyManny #DisneyJunior #Swaggie
  4. Somebody start a 16mm film collection and then give them all to me, please?
  5. Don't worry, I raided their fridge before I left.
  6. ... And that's when I realised I'd been sleeping in somebody else's house for the past month.
  7. @PotteriteAlways You can't afford to be so picky in this economic climate! Gosh, Yasminder, your tastes are too expensive! D:
  8. Because amazing RT @abcdefgeorge_: like every harry potter film makes me cry idek why
  9. If I fall off this photon I'm screwed. My mask might come off.
  10. @farhan_themoon Nah, I heard it became just another one of those competitions >_<
  11. @p0bby He reminds me of tortillas so he must be Spanish!
  12. @farhan_themoon We'd get more points than there are people in China :P
  13. @farhan_themoon I still haven't watched a single episode of it, and I probably still won't xP
  14. @PotteriteAlways Okay.jpg :| You're not gonna ask them to get you chips, just the £1 for you to get them yourself? O_o Poor planning! :P
  15. I think it's got something to do with Enrique Iglesias' eyes RT @p0bby: what is eurovision?
  16. @farhan_themoon Bangladesh obviously has the best singers in the whole of Asia :P
  17. Next week Ed Sheeran and Maroon 5 are on The Voice
  18. @PotteriteAlways Don't tell me what to do, YOU tell 'em! >_<
  19. We'd totally win that :P RT @farhan_themoon: They should make Asianvision so I can cheer Bangladesh or something
  20. Please stop talking about 'haters' nobody even knows who you are :|