DontTouchMyWine
-
Saw something today that reminded me of you........
So I crushed the little bastard with the bottom of my shoe & that was that.
about 3 hours ago
via Favstar.FM
-
@ Didn't see this tweet earlier, but Haha! Now pretend I just used my boots to kick you in the shin for being such a smart ass.
28 minutes ago
via Tweetbot for iOS
in reply to RockKraller
-
Stop being so modest --you are sexy as hell.
about 1 hour ago
via Tweetbot for iOS
-
A cat is batting around your half-dead spirit animal on my front porch.
about 19 hours ago
via web
-
No, I will not put my pants back on & leave this Atlanta Bread Company until you admit that you loved the dog more than me mom!!!
about 4 hours ago
via Tweetbot for iOS
-
More than anything, the fact that there is not a single picture in existence of me giving duck face speaks volumes about my character.
1:21 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
-
If you can't put yourself first, how can anyone else?
7:37 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
-
If you find yourself looking into the mirror longer than 30 secs. you're probably a Narcissist...If you looked for 5 mins. you're just high.
4:44 PM May 24th
via Favstar.FM
-
No one is gonna say anything? I fucking will. You are not "big and beautiful." You are obese and need to make a doctor's appointment asap.
8:20 PM May 24th
via Favstar.FM
-
Today feels like the Christmas eve of summer . . . hope you can all enjoy a long weekend with plenty of cold drinks! Cheers bitches!
6:29 AM May 25th
via web
-
We are all a little broken, damaged, flawed and fucked up. Thats what makes us strong, loving, supportive and accepting of each other.
4:22 PM May 24th
via Favstar.FM
-
None of you freaks have a spirit animal. You're all just a bunch of jackasses.
about 8 hours ago
via web
-
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
9:07 AM Apr 13th
via Twitter for Android
-
It takes a few words to make a woman feel beautiful for a day. A real man takes the time.
5:54 AM Mar 22nd
via Twitter for Android
-
I love being me.
about 18 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
-
Finding the hole to charge my phone. IN The Dark! I would So make a great guy...
about 7 hours ago
via UberSocial for BlackBerry
-
Just ate a doughnut off the end of my umbrella. My bucket list is getting shorter and shorter.
1:30 PM Apr 22nd
via Favstar.FM
-
Men, just accept the fact that you will most likely die while waiting for a woman.
about 6 hours ago
via twicca
-
I grew up in foster care. It was Hell. Please RT this:
RT this tweet & @ will send 50¢ to help kids in foster care.
about 4 hours ago
via web
-
Disappointingly, this coupon for a "small, hot redhead" is for coffee.
about 4 hours ago
via Buffer
|
- Name Red
- Location I'm outside keying your car
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Recently expelled from anger management class, and enjoys punching people in the throat.
My erotic tweets: http://donttouchmywine.tumblr.com
|