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DontStartWithMe

  1. @NormanReedusWeb ANGRY! =P
  2. @NormanReedusWeb Where was I when the Hawaii 5 oh stuff went up? Also ty for waking me up. }:(
  3. "you're other comments" to "your other comments", and "saying that out load" to "saying that out loud" - a-bad-friend.deviantart.com = troll
  4. Lindsay Lohan Channels Marilyn Monroe – Again – For Playboy: Well, for all of you who have been waiting an... bit.ly/s1aXHF #Sexy
  5. Is Kelly Osbourne A Bigot?: Close your eyes for a second. Clear your mind. Now picture Kelly Osbourne. Wha... bit.ly/uuLCoj #Sexy
  6. Love Dies Hard: I sweated this out. I really did. I know you are with somebody. And he’s really great. I h... bit.ly/uNzenh #Sexy
  7. Who has two thumbs and is in British Columbia? Uh, this guy! Was in Wash and couldn't resist a sneaky peek. :P
  8. @vintagelifehour's twitter is better than the show. you sexy beast!
  9. "To my honey I'll croon loves tune..." @GelberManning on permanent play on my mp3 player.
  10. @saltednburned Who has the money for that neways?
  11. @xSecretCirclex how do that thing on the bottom?
  12. @xSecretCirclex sexy side bar graphs nat!
  13. What a damn month, man. I feel like I was ate by a freaking bear! Josh is back in Burbank, ready to head for B.C.!
  14. @socialmoms @pcmag Who would pay $3 to see a Miramax film?