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  1. You don't become enormously successful without encountering and overcoming a number of extremely challenging problems.
  2. How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).
  3. Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).
  4. What kind of apple isn't an apple?
  5. Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
  6. I saw a baby who put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!
  7. When she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis. *slaps forehead*
  8. What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
  9. Teacher: What is Ba Na2? Pupil: Banana.
  10. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  11. Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
  12. "If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?"
  13. "Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell me."
  14. "If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?"
  15. Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.
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  17. Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?
  18. Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of /- 1 millionth.
  19. Success is always temporary. When all is said and done, the only thing you'll have left is your character.
  20. Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.