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  1. Was watcing hypnosis weight loss dvd when a skinny friend walked in the room. I'm worried for him. about 3 hours ago from txt
  2. RT @billrini: I'm somewhat skeptical people are laughing out loud as much as they claim. 11:26 AM Dec 20th from web
  3. There are 3 types of poker players...those that are good at math and those that aren't. 11:21 AM Dec 20th from txt
  4. Why so much competition among flight attendants?... "I'd like to be the 1st to welcome u to Phoenix". Petty don't u think? 3:16 PM Dec 19th from txt
  5. Wife bought me book of sexual positions for bday. Look forward to number 82 kung pao lay z girl. 10:58 PM Dec 18th from txt
  6. Sex forecast. Stress of economic downturn reduces sex drive until early 2010 at which point couples realize it is reasonably cheap fun. 3:01 PM Dec 17th from txt
  7. Learned that if you order food at a restaraunt and don't get it for a long time, you become the waiter. 8:30 PM Dec 16th from txt
  8. American pigs. 300 Playn in 15k tourney at bellagio staring at Eifel replica occasionally blocked by bellagio fountain surrounded by 4 H ... 6:25 PM Dec 14th from txt
  9. Sign of the times. Played pai gow at bellagio and was the biggest player with $25 bets 4:25 AM Dec 13th from txt
  10. Had honey bbq boneless wings at wendys. They dump bbq sauce on chicken nuggets rendering nuggets more diffiicult to eat. Still yummy 3:51 PM Dec 12th from txt
  11. Best thing about marrying my jewish wife...drinking beer while watching neighbor put up christmas lights. 3:54 PM Dec 11th from txt
  12. Looking for part time seasonal work. Boozing santa now acceptable. Thanks tiger. 11:37 AM Dec 10th from txt
  13. Final tiger tweet unlless things change. Advice to tiger. The screwin u get aint worth the screwin u get. 6:33 AM Dec 10th from txt
  14. Note to tiger. Dump wife and go with Siegfried and roy. One of them is good with tigers. 8:21 PM Dec 8th from txt
  15. Seems strange to do during the wsop 6:52 PM Nov 10th from txt
  16. Played bellagio 15k. Got it all in against carlos mortenson aces against his 44. 4 in the door and one foot out the door. Busted next day. 6:24 PM Oct 23rd from txt
  17. Total BS that baseball playoff report pre-empts rerun of wsop. 7:39 PM Oct 12th from txt
  18. Dumbest thing in the world is pro athletes wearing a suit and tie. Why? Can u imagine a poker player playing in gym shorts and tshirt ... 4:40 PM Oct 11th from txt
  19. Betting with heart=loser 7:25 PM Aug 28th from txt
  20. Playing chinese poker at bike. Could be the worst collection of teeth I've ever seen. 10:17 PM Aug 22nd from txt
  • Name Tom Schneider
  • Location Scottsdale, AZ
  • Bio Professional poker player, author and business man
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