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  1. @rachelr1977 At least something is looking up, no?
  2. @rachelr1977 Nooooo! After "prayers answered," "best night EVAR"?
  3. Feeling all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dying. Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? #fb
  4. Biggest "Downfall of Earth" moment? 4 yo wants in jail w dad? Bikini baristas? Or @televixen mourns the phasing out of harmonica?
  5. Merlinpeen has gotten too commercial. #fb
  6. "How do you explain the car coming out of nowhere?" "How do you explain midgets or sock monkeys, I don't know!" #fb
  7. Thank you to all of you amazing audience members for making Bowie extraordinary! #fb
  8. I am full of holiday cheer. Wait, no. I mean bacon and mimosas. #fb
  9. @kdc Musical remake of 8 1/2 I think.
  10. @leyla_a AMEN!
  11. @akrysl details to follow....
  12. I've committed myself to doing some stand-up first week in January. Gah. #fb
  13. @televixen 5 to 10 minutes? Okay. I'm game. Send details... Please. :)
  14. RT @nyneofuturists: PSA: You probably need this foreign-language video-game reenactment of Tiger's big night: http://bit.ly/5a6Im7
  15. Glögg at Simon's on Christmas Eve-Eve RT @thelocaltourist What are your favorite Chicago Christmas traditions? #chixmas)
  16. RT @BehindTheIvy: Cubs could've traded Bradley for a box of Hot Tamales and 13 bucks and I would have been fine with that too... #Cubs
  17. "You people are not making Christianity any better. You're just making rock 'n roll worse." #fb
  18. "Many a hero has been brought down, like Samson, by a perfidious Ba." #fb
  19. @skirtfulloffire Hmmm. Would that course be par 2?
  20. RT @wonderella: Happy birthday to Keith Richards, born on this date in 1843