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Donalds5

  1. @thrwngpunches agreed!!! 8:26 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thrwngpunches
  2. @thrwngpunches lolololol look at how cute it is and I was using an app for random captions =p twitter.com/Donalds5/statu… 11:24 PM May 18th via I'd Cap That on iOS
  3. @thrwngpunches ps: I went to drive my vettes the other day, spider nest like 2 feet away. I parked somewhere else afterwards. #tooscary 9:44 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @thrwngpunches dude idk if youve heard or played the game La Noire, seems exactly like that feel, the place, the people andwhat theyre doing 9:42 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thrwngpunches
  5. @thrwngpunches lol why do you follow her they? And yarr I'll text you tomorrow 9:41 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thrwngpunches
  6. @thrwngpunches my internship!!! It's an old hospital ears building, has that 1950's police station feel, love it. twitter.com/Donalds5/statu… 9:32 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thrwngpunches
  7. @thrwngpunches To your text the other day either, ooopppss =\ 9:31 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @thrwngpunches what makes you beautiful stuck in my head all day. Also I broke down and followed hayleys hair. Pretty sure I never responded 9:31 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @thrwngpunches You love my pic I sent you =] and I totally jacked your tobacco retweet. And I saw the retweet about one direction, I've had 9:29 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @thrwngpunches you'll hate me =] twitter.com/Donalds5/statu… 2:15 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Officially a brother of Kappa Gamma Rho! :) 7:35 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @thrwngpunches good thing I got the advice earlier than later 10:13 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thrwngpunches
  13. @thrwngpunches so close twitter.com/Donalds5/statu… 9:31 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @thrwngpunches Didn't Hayley have like hair like that at one time? Like color combo/cut? And haha creeper pic fa sho twitter.com/Donalds5/statu… 9:29 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @thrwngpunches 2 of 3 twitter.com/Donalds5/statu… 9:24 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @thrwngpunches 3 of 3 twitter.com/Donalds5/statu… 9:24 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @thrwngpunches 1 of 3 twitter.com/Donalds5/statu… 9:23 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone