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DonSchanke

  1. "I don't know why it tastes like shit!" I yelled, as she ran out of the room, gagging. 24 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. I'm watching a guy look at a beer as he pulls it from a bag as if he's unsheathing a cock. Wait, no, it's a cock... about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. I've had a loose ass pretty much my whole life, do you think gay guys notice? about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. The best part about crippling anxiety attacks is my awesome cripple dance. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. If I were a judge and the court officer handed me the verdict, I'd say, 'no, I want it to be a surprise this time,' as I start to giggle. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. Have life hold your ponytail as it fucks you in your ass, liberal arts graduate. about 10 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. I've heard that if you make weird ferret faces during sex, the girl you're sleeping with won't ever talk to you again. about 20 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. You can't go out by yourself if you want to get laid. Not even to get the mail. about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. I wouldn't trade my back problems for diabetes, but I definitely would for a slightly larger trouser snake. about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. I never go balls deep, but I do go balls sleep, especially after a long work week. 2:51 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. You can learn a lot from a dummy, like how long it takes to cum while fucking a dummy. 1:52 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. Adam Sandler is creating a new movie about when he snuck alcohol into his high school prom called, 'Punch, Drunk Love.' it sucks. 9:20 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS