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  1. I'm not gonna and you can't make me.
  2. I'm going bloggy-free (mostly) for 30 days. It may be the death of me. http://bit.ly/2g9i93
  3. My nose was tired of being the only one all stuffed up all the time, so it invited my right ear to the party. Now I can't smell OR hear.
  4. Must. Do. Laundry...................................................................(cry.)
  5. I'm crap with chopsticks, but living in Houston has taught me the fine art of clapping mosquitoes out of mid-air.
  6. @dooce No. The camera crew wonders every day. But you are the only person I know who has actually watched this show.
  7. I'm getting tired of being misquoted and misunderstood. Why do I even bother?
  8. @bluesleepy Oh, the drama. It's like there's no avoiding it some days.
  9. @dailycoyote I shudder to think how you managed this without being stamped into the ground by an angry bull.
  10. I'm all done! My life as a working mom was 4 days long and I hope to never do it again. I really would rather clean toilets, it seems.
  11. @dooce Good Lord how long do shingles last?
  12. Unfortunately my number of followers will soon drop to six.
  13. I was all offended to be asked to verify until I realized how AWESOME this is: truetwit.com.
  14. @TexMama Common sense is a rare commodity. Very, very rare. It doesn't congregate in schools, interestingly. LOL
  15. If you only blog three times a year your first three paragraphs every time shouldn't be an apology for not blogging for so long.
  16. @brianbolter I think it's funny. But what do I know. Hubby has gone as a roll of dirty toilet paper b4. LOL My sense of humor may be off.
  17. I retweeted something! And it only took two tries! Wheeee!
  18. RT @CK_Lunchbox: http://tinyurl.com/yg5tp7t -- New American Girl doll slams fatherhood
  19. I wish I had another Saturday coming tomorrow.
  20. @kimjay_everyday You big show-off! No, kidding. That's quite cool. It's like getting a social call from the president. Sigh.