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  1. Colonoscopy. The gift that keeps on digging.
  2. Cold/cough medicine expired 2 months ago. Do I take it... or take it with a vodka chaser?
  3. "Today, Bea died and yesterday I got stung by a bee. Sometimes the universe speaks to us in riddles written by a really dumb kid."
  4. RIP @MikeFTW 's background. I'll miss those tits.
  5. Bea, oh, our sweet dove of inspiration... fly on to the big leaderboard in the sky.
  6. "What's in our cold place? God, I mean the icey box. The FREEZER. I mean the FREEZER. Um, is it vodka?" - Me, clearly needing no more vodka
  7. Well, that was fun until it didn't feel that good.
  8. Me: "We're just gonna to go home and eat a soy... patty burger. A soy... Sandwich. Fuck. An ICE CREAM sandwich. That's what I meant."
  9. I'm sitting at an actual computer & it's been so long that I'm dizzy & disoriented. Oh, my pretty little full-sized keyboard, come to bed.
  10. Steve Gutenburg is exactly the legless vet he used to be
  11. Chummy & Yummy are setting me FREE.
  12. Gary Sinese just isn't the legless vet he used to be
  13. @philgs Aw and YES!
  14. Live tweeting another night with @c_michael @alegna24. Oh boy.
  15. Oh, sorry about the moaning and gyrating. This buttered edamame is really good.
  16. Tums cereal. Do they make that? How 'bout just Tums in a bowl of rice milk? Could that be a thing?
  17. Do you ever want to rub Howie Mandel's face all wild and violent between your breasts just to watch him cry? Right. Me neither.
  18. *highfive* Iowa!
  19. You're not gonna Adam and believe this but... I worked out and didn't even need to fantasize about Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. Baby steps!
  20. Whoa! I just lost a whole bunch of followers?! Do I just cry? Or cry *and* drink?