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DoktorG

  1. @_Polka_Doll ah. OK. Well, that's settled that then!
  2. @_Polka_Doll christ! I thought it was right up your alley!
  3. @esmedisgrace wait. What?
  4. @_Polka_Doll doesn't everyone?
  5. @Rebecca_Bond just checking… no… I don't think I employ you. Carry on!
  6. @_Polka_Doll ultimate surrender? Or dudes wrestling?
  7. STATS! MT “@mylifeyourhands: I've already made the five quid I spent on felt tips back… some Eurovision graphs... storify.com/mylifeyourhand…
  8. @Rebecca_Bond nah. Your boss sounds like a bit of a dick… wait… anyone I know? :-/
  9. @Indigobadgirl ah. I see. An honest mistake. Noisy fuckers.
  10. @_Momus_ stay on target… stay on target...
  11. @Indigobadgirl how long do they fuck for? And 'already'? It is midnight!
  12. @_Momus_ you at work? Will there be kebabs at 3am?
  13. @PersephoneRex :-) I will have to check this out!
  14. Kebab. Resisted.
  15. @_Angelbrat_ haha! Yes! Sorry, the 'out of context problem'! See you soon.
  16. @Leinaya 'twas awesome! Now for Thai food at my local pub.
  17. @Leinaya you wanted to go? I didn't know!
  18. Busker on the tube playing 'the unforgiven'. Excellent work dude.
  19. @Leinaya SPACE NAZIS!
  20. @Leinaya I was on a train from Oxford back to London. Now going to sit in a dark room for an hour and a half :-/