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  1. New Post: You are Compelled to Facebook™ Me! http://is.gd/4TDcf
  2. I've added a new group on Facebook: Religion is for the Delusional. http://is.gd/4SfAv If I'm about anything, it's combating mental illness!
  3. I now have a fan page on Facebook. http://is.gd/4SdSE - My god, I hate Facebook. It is as elegant as finger painting with feces!
  4. Follow me on Facebook, I compel you! http://www.facebook.com/doctorgrouchy
  5. I'm offended by "the cross". Is anybody else offended by crosses? I mean, they're instruments of death used against Jews, like gas chambers.
  6. RT @DoctorGrouchy: I can think of one thing worse than texting while driving... Surfing porn. WHILE DRIVING. (I forgot to add that part.)
  7. I can think of one thing worse than texting while driving... Surfing porn.
  8. New Post: Talk Like A Pirate Day - This Saturday! Argh! http://is.gd/2NP7n
  9. RT @Cartman_: Learn the trick discovered by a mom to turn yellow teeth white for $5 -- Good job sharing the teeth-whitening scam, dude!
  10. After drinking (in my bike shorts) I may catch afternoon showing of Harry Potter, and scare some little children.
  11. I was going to ride across Iowa for RAGBRAI, but I decided to drink alone in my van, down by the river. In my bike shorts.
  12. @RamanPfaff Kind of makes you wonder why someone who never made anything important of himself is still alive, huh?
  13. Marco Brambilla’s Civilization http://cli.gs/JjpBS (via @tweetmeme)
  14. @naontiotami LOL. I got it when I was 16, and I'm still taking penicillin for it! Oh no, that's something else...
  15. @naontiotami Well, congratulations anyhow! You are now permitted to learn. Go forth!
  16. @naontiotami I've seen Road Warrior and Mad Max. It doesn't seem having a license means a lot down under, anyways. ;-p
  17. @naontiotami My lord, aren't you mighty old to just be getting a permit? Here, the kiddies get em when they're like 14.
  18. For @naontiotami - Proof That God Masturbates - drgrouchy.com http://tinyurl.com/mbd4fp (via @tweetmeme)
  19. Do you like my site redo? Are all those people at the top saying I'm number one? http://drgrouchy.com.
  20. Remembering my first movie review of Transformers - http://bit.ly/ctdVy (via @tweetmeme) Has it been 2 years! That's drinking for ya!