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  1. You don't have to put on the red light.
  2. Elisabeth Hasselback looks as dumb as a person can look.
  3. Some things should never be eaten. Remember that.
  4. Appendages are out. Torsos are in.
  5. Honey tastes better in bear-shaped bottles.
  6. Most conformists look alike.
  7. Always the focus on the winning lottery numbers. But what of the losing numbers? No one remembers the numbers that aren't picked. How sad.
  8. Boys are built differently than girls. It's about time you learned that.
  9. What the world needs now: Invisible bugs.
  10. There are a lot of stupid people in this world and I genuinely feel bad for all of them.
  11. Don't plow with an ox and a donkey harnessed together.
  12. Fish die.
  13. I won't feel truly secure in this world until everything in it is exactly identical to me. Get on that now, please.
  14. People who travel by unicycle are cooler than the rest of us.
  15. Be prepared to stop.
  16. Rain sounds better than it feels, except when it doesn't.
  17. Milk has more calories than Kool-Aid.
  18. Milk tastes gross.
  19. Ignorance is no excuse for talking.
  20. Most people don't care if you live or die, but I do. I really do.