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DoctorBamboo

I'd confess I have no idea who Neil deGrasse Tyson is, but I don't want the internet to come to my house and savagely bludgeon me to death. about 7 hours ago via web
Smethanie Isn't it weird how when we were little, we couldn't wait to be grownups and now that we're grownups, we can't wait to be drunk? 8:53 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DoctorBamboo and 88 others
@cocktailvirgin At LEAST three copies. ;-) about 7 hours ago via web in reply to cocktailvirgin
patlewis I'm a little jealous of people who got to leave work early today, but I'm getting paid to draw cartoon cavemen so I can't complain. 2:04 PM May 25th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DoctorBamboo
Still reeling from a truly regrettable lunch at a local joint. I will purge the disappointment from my system with icy Martinis. #soon 2:08 PM May 25th via web
Brand rep asks me to visit multiple places online to see if I'm interested in his booze. Know what generates interest? SENDING A SAMPLE. 11:30 AM May 25th via web
The Avengers have a female asskicker, a blonde god, and a big guy who breaks stuff. @VerdePGH does too, and they'll be bartending tonight. 11:24 AM May 24th via web
Just discovered Sheetz is selling Mexican Coca-Cola. Let's hope Havana Club is next. #FingersCrossed 10:17 AM May 24th via web
BambooBabe You know, if the "Wizard of Oz" had been in 3D, I don't think 5-year-old me would have survived the Flying Monkeys. 7:59 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by DoctorBamboo
DavidWondrich When are the hipsters going to step in with small-batch, artisanal locally-sourced newspapers? 6:55 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by DoctorBamboo and 66 others
I'm on the mailing lists of half the brand reps in the world and NONE of them told me that MD 20/20 just came out with a new flavor?? 6:50 AM May 24th via web
Dr. B. gives a heads-up on the 'Burgh booze scene: ow.ly/b6Onq @WigleWhiskey @BoydBlairVodka @EastEndBrewing @VerdePGH 1:54 PM May 23rd via web
"I like the memory of Doritos better than actually eating Doritos." - @BambooBabe ponders the indulgence/regret dynamic. 11:46 AM May 23rd via web
BambooBabe The thing that fascinates me most is that a bar exists that will let you bring in your zebra and your parrot. tinyurl.com/7kny58m 9:56 AM May 23rd via web Retweeted by DoctorBamboo
BambooBabe I admit it, Dennis is my all-time favorite "30 Rock" character. #HeyDummy 3:08 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by DoctorBamboo
@dietsch Excellent point! I suppose the not knowing provides bonus drama though. 11:05 AM May 22nd via web in reply to dietsch
I bet Mystique would add a much-needed feminine touch to the Blue Man Group. 6:57 AM May 22nd via web
patlewis I described tonight's Pirates game as "a real pants-soiler" but apparently that is an expression that has not caught on yet. 8:17 PM May 21st via TweetDeck Retweeted by DoctorBamboo
If I owned a winery, it would take all the restraint I have to not put "grapist" on my business card. 11:07 AM May 21st via web
Tonight's happy hour special at @VerdePGH is $5 lime wheels (comes with complimentary margarita). 7:51 AM May 21st via web