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  1. "You ever see 2 Girls, 1 BOB DENVER?" #feversnyde
  2. Aah! Super horrible shoulder-muscle pain spasms are continuing, if not escalating. #ohgod #excrutiatingpain
  3. I'm now realizing how odd it was earlier to, after knowing someone for more than a month, suddenly think "Wow, she has stonking huge tits."
  4. @wortwelt Thumbs up, sir.
  5. Making a list of cards for a hypothetical Core Set. White's major mechanic so far? Bushido.
  6. I've been talking about jamming things in unmentionable places all day. Think it might be from watching Mallrats earlier. #likethebackofaVW
  7. @kenzekiel You look like you just got an extra-strength dose of heroin jammed somewhere I'm going to elect not to mention.
  8. RT @LushLtd: It's time for the Thursday raffle! Retweet this in order to be added to our raffle to win some lovely goodies - closing tim ...
  9. Hmm. Well, apparently I didn't forget as much as I thought I had, although I still managed to sound like a fucktard. Yay, foreign languages!
  10. Ich mag den Welt drauf mir nicht zu schissen. #tryingtoremembergerman
  11. Finished deck for Magic Club in ΓΌ 17 hours. UG Elf Opposition, with fun stuff. Rite of Rep., Beastmaster Asc., GW Rhys. Amusing. #Magic
  12. "If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we're going to be up to our balls in jugglers!"
  13. "She's not a policewoman." "Yes she is; I've seen her bra!"
  14. @Amphie1337 Fascist!
  15. Hot Fuzz is hilarious. Why haven't I watched this movie more?
  16. @SindieSays A Utili-Key & "Jolly Roger Lawn Care" T-shirt. Randomly had money in my PayPal account that I wasn't aware of.
  17. My cat climbed up into small space between stereo & piles of books/Magic cards. I went to get camera, she fucked off. Same as it ever was.
  18. Yes! UPS tracking info page says my @thinkgeek order is here! Time to go home & bask in its glory.
  19. Wow. Just read some of @meganphelps tweets. What a stupid bitch!
  20. @Amphie1337 Have you ever fired your gun up in the air & gone "AAAHH"?