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Hail Satan! It's The Woodland Critter Christmas! about 4 hours ago from web
I think Mary the Lingerine Counter Girl from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation was pivotal in ushering me into manhood. about 6 hours ago from web
@Dart_Adams It's kind of sad that the major labels think promotion for one of their artists is one intern in a basement on a computer. about 6 hours ago from web in reply to Dart_Adams
@Dart_Adams I've been noticing "Ghostface" has been oddly quiet on his Twitter feed since he no longer had an album to promote. Coincidence? about 7 hours ago from web
@douglasmartin @natepatrin i dunno the drake one seemed pretty astute to me. i didnt care for c3 and yet, so far gone is top 5 4 me this yr 1:53 PM Dec 21st from mobile web
I used to think ep III was salvegable but it has not held up at all 9:13 PM Dec 20th from mobile web
Good god. Why is everyone such terrible actors in the prequel trilogy. Even Sam Jackson is dogging it 9:07 PM Dec 20th from mobile web
You know if Asher Roth were really gay. It might actually make his music dramatically more interesting. 3:12 PM Dec 20th from web
Asher Roth is gay? Wait? WHAT?! 2:44 PM Dec 20th from web
I would make a killer guest on the Tizzle Wizzle show. 1:31 PM Dec 20th from web
Anthony Randolph for JJ Hickson? Seriously?!? Please make that happen. 10:22 PM Dec 19th from web
Charles Barkeley is hosting SNL? Count me the fuck in 8:55 PM Dec 19th from mobile web
Wait? James Franco is on General Hospital? Wait WHAT?! 8:46 PM Dec 19th from mobile web
woooooooooord 10:46 PM Dec 18th from mobile web
Seriously wtf people? do i have a face that is like please tell me your fucking problems. i want to be your platonic friend. 10:14 PM Dec 18th from mobile web
no i dont want to talk about your ex-boyfriend... good lord no 10:01 PM Dec 18th from mobile web
seriously ginuwines pony... twenty something white girls... catnip trust me 9:37 PM Dec 18th from mobile web
dear cavaliers, get your shit together. sincerely, 50 years of cleveland misery 9:19 PM Dec 18th from mobile web
Highlight of my blog career, somebody wrote a piece praising my blog for being a hater in Dutch. My hate has international appeal. 6:05 PM Dec 18th from web
@jerocrowe worthless is a strong word. Hey Ya! is still a great song 12:36 PM Dec 18th from mobile web