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girlonguy #42 w/author & onion editor baratunde thurston is up now! it is a blerdsplosion of epic proportions. wear a cup. bit.ly/IiwgXM 8:10 PM Apr 10th via Facebook Retweeted by DocParker and 3 others
bullymovie RETWEET PLEASE Did u know 13 million kids get bullied every year? I support @BullyMovie. Let's make it a trend: #BullyMovie 1:04 PM Mar 27th via web Retweeted by DocParker and 5235 others
GoldmanNeil For chance to win Community TIMELINE HOODIE (thx @joelmchale) tweet #BigCHANGTheory8pmNBC & #TeamAbed & #TeamTroy. Til 6PM EST. No RTs! Go!! 11:07 AM Mar 29th via web Retweeted by DocParker and 45 others
renate Romney's family misspell their name in the greatest Freudian slip in history. bit.ly/Addnne 2:25 AM Mar 6th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DocParker and 106 others
popurls Reddit's equivalent of Buzz Aldrin punching that douchebag in the face bit.ly/xA2KU5 8:59 PM Mar 2nd via popurls news Retweeted by DocParker and 194 others
“@cnnbrk: As of 4:50 p.m. ET: 22 tornado warnings affecting 47 counties on.cnn.com/ykcFPz”. Good thing climate change is a hoax. #sarcasm 2:59 PM Mar 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
BOY: the American release! by Taika Waititi — Kickstarter kck.st/zdaIo2 via @kickstarter 1:49 PM Feb 23rd via Tweet Button
aishatyler RT @PPact: @GOPoversight hearing on #birthcontrol. Um, what's wrong w/this pic?! ow.ly/i/sLRU #issacircus #bc4us #wherearethewomen? 7:09 PM Feb 16th via web Retweeted by DocParker and 46 others
LOLGOP If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite. 7:08 PM Feb 15th via Timely by Demandforce Retweeted by DocParker and 6056 others
wilw The state government in Virginia has lost its mind. I can not believe this is happening in the 21st century (or ever): goo.gl/AfOp4 4:28 PM Feb 15th via web Retweeted by DocParker and 1715 others
aurosan Remember when Adam Lambert kissed a man on TV and was blacklisted? Remember when Chris Brown beat Rihanna and won a Grammy? 9:04 PM Feb 12th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DocParker and 10706 others
Just tried to use my train pass on the card reader at work. I feel a two-coffee day coming. #slowmorning 6:53 AM Feb 13th via Twitter for iPhone from Dallas, TX
brubaker I want them to do a "Downton Who Christmas Special" this year. That might be the solution to all their ills. The Doctor showing up. 11:02 PM Feb 8th via web Retweeted by DocParker and 23 others
BadAstronomer YES! MT @krelnik: Good news on pertussis. California had no deaths in 2011, cases plummeted. Why? Vaccines. is.gd/eSPDpB 9:11 AM Jan 29th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DocParker and 64 others
aishatyler Perry:I'd be at the shooting range! Newt:I'd be watching that sporty-thing! Santorum: I'd be raging at the sky for being so full of science! 7:42 PM Jan 7th via web Retweeted by DocParker and 151 others
I'm pretty sure that cats are the only creatures that practice synchronized napping... twitter.com/DocParker/stat… 5:24 PM Nov 20th, 2011 via Photos on iOS
datenschreck DEAR FRIEND, MY NAME IS BERLUSCONI, I AM A FORMER PRESIDENT OF A COUNTRY AND I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO TRANSFER MONEY OUT OF COUNTRY... 4:55 AM Nov 16th, 2011 via identica Retweeted by DocParker and 3438 others
Seen at Dallas TRE train station: not one, but two people pop-locking. Trying to bring it back I guess... Waiting for the battle to ensue. 4:19 PM Nov 11th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
.@JohnCornyn I'm disappointed that Congress has blocked yet another vote for action on jobs. Please #passthebill 3:08 PM Oct 21st, 2011 via Tweet for Progress
.@kaybaileyhutch I'm disappointed that Congress has blocked yet another vote for action on jobs. Please #passthebill 3:08 PM Oct 21st, 2011 via Tweet for Progress