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  1. Love how my post about sleeping with true believers cost me 7 followers... Why were they following me before? Hilarious. 12:13 AM Jul 28th from Echofon
  2. There may be dogs about. 6:10 PM Jul 27th from Echofon
  3. I darkly want more sex with smokin' Christian true believers, of course, unless there is a Cuban hot around. Trust me on this - both points. 10:57 PM Jul 20th from Echofon
  4. NO HOLDING HANDS AND SKIPPING THROUGH THE YACHT CLUB! 11:08 AM Jul 16th from Echofon
  5. Contrary to popular belief, I was not rampaged by flesh eating bacteria in the lake. Although nearly was consumed by a whore at Big Daddy's. 10:23 PM Jul 14th from Echofon
  6. Wine. Cigarettes. Late afternoon thunderstorms. Anticipating a Cuban hot. Cool night. Sometimes life is very good. 10:40 PM Jun 29th from Echofon
  7. I'm feeding the mosquitoes myself and raccoons and I'm in love, again. 1:38 AM Jun 25th from Echofon
  8. @sailinganarchy RT @NOYC Congrats to our friends at Sailing Anarchy on their 2 millionth hit... NOYC.org is celebrating our 9 millionth hit 10:50 PM Jun 24th from Power Twitter
  9. LSU TIGERS win the College World Series - decisively. I'm wasted Mom! 8:03 PM Jun 24th from Echofon
  10. Wait, NOYC has a free rum bar for tonight's beercan race and it's honking... I'm in fatties. 3:33 PM Jun 24th from Echofon
  11. LSU is over. Iran is over. I am drinking, therefore over. Wait, hold one, just caught my reflection in the chrome winch - I am a monster. 9:16 PM Jun 23rd from Echofon
  12. LSU is making meet drink Havana Club straight out of the bottle... actually I do that anyway. Puke. 8:44 PM Jun 23rd from web
  13. LSU is stinking like that whore I did once in the Pigalle... actually I did her twice. 7:54 PM Jun 23rd from Echofon
  14. So there I was down in Jamaica in the 1970's working on a supply boat and paying for whores with apples... 2:45 PM Jun 18th from Echofon
  15. The ice cream truck man is following me. He terrorizes me with the subliminals in his canned music. I fear him. I fear them all. 3:24 PM May 31st from web
  16. Any man who wouldn't cheat to get a poke doesn't want one bad enough. - Augustus McRae - Lonesome Dove 10:42 PM May 28th from Echofon
  17. Would you rip up a lottery ticket before checking the numbers? 1:46 PM May 24th from Echofon
  18. He screams out fuck and birds rise. 1:04 PM May 24th from Echofon
  19. Why are the ads targeted at me black men who need teeth cleaning? I'm an octoroon who needs a healthy dose of breathsavers... 9:17 PM May 10th from Echofon
  20. Why when you see a photo of a tribesman, he appears proud. Photograph the same man in a ripped Miller Lite t-shirt and suddenly he is poor. 10:47 PM May 4th from Echofon