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  1. Dr. Awesome's first movie script http://tinyurl.com/y8v3w7e 7:29 PM Sep 30th from web
  2. @chuckie_egg Those guys are tough. I don't care how short their shorts are. 6:17 PM Sep 21st from web in reply to chuckie_egg
  3. @jasonboyett Congratulations on making the top ten http://tinyurl.com/nfnedb 3:30 PM Aug 13th from web in reply to jasonboyett
  4. http://tinyurl.com/rx7qdq See how a cash cow and a polo made from Sham-wow material are basically the same thing. 3:04 PM Aug 13th from web
  5. Sorry for less tweets, they've either blocked it at day job or The Most Interesting Man in the World is catching up to me(see 13tweets ago) 3:01 PM Aug 13th from web
  6. MW7: I think JBFC's buddy may have been dudefronted by Steve. Drinking gallons of Windex is his only excuse http://tinyurl.com/kq9aog 9:24 AM Jul 15th from web
  7. For your health, practice stealth, lest you sprinkle when you tinkle http://bit.ly/11EXK3 10:16 AM Jul 10th from web
  8. My apologies to Ozzy. I should’ve known better to let my pet coyote run free unsupervised, won't happen again. 11:17 AM Jul 9th from web
  9. Today's manswer includes: Fergalicious, panty hose, oboes, Star Wars, Wham!, bench pressed oxen, decapitated bears http://tinyurl.com/nqcgc8 7:34 AM Jul 8th from web
  10. @haydentompkins Thanks for the RT. Rock on. 2:51 PM Jul 6th from web
  11. North Korea didn’t bomb Hawaii. I think the DVD of Independence Day with a note that said “Do NOT mess with Will Smith” I sent them worked 7:21 AM Jul 6th from web
  12. DARAWtRIoOMMSFotICCB Round 2 http://tinyurl.com/m9gr4x 8:56 AM Jul 1st from web
  13. Two Turntables And A Michigan, I Wish I Were An Oscar Meyer Wyoming, All My Exes Live In Rhode Island, Illinois Me Softly #longerstatenames 8:11 AM Jun 30th from web
  14. http://tinyurl.com/mkgbtc Today, I possibly shortchanged some readers with a Manswer Wagon. To make up for it, more longerstatenames... 8:08 AM Jun 30th from web
  15. @didlake I'm trying to decide whether the badicalness of the moonwalk outweighs the bat-dung crazitude of the rest of his life. 10:07 AM Jun 29th from web
  16. He wants you to stay thirsty. I want you to be more awesome. Who really has your best intentions at heart? Choose wisely, my friends. 6:52 AM Jun 29th from web
  17. He has the backing of Dos Equis, I have none. I am the 300 Spartans at the Battle of Thermopylae. Only with no giant pit or airbrushed abs. 6:51 AM Jun 29th from web
  18. Got a new arch nemesis: The Worlds Most Interesting Man. This is shaping up to be a battle of epic proportions. You must choose sides. 6:50 AM Jun 29th from web
  19. @didlake To you the same good sir. 6:49 AM Jun 29th from web
  20. A rare moment of vulnerability from Dr A today http://tinyurl.com/nyvrz2 Also, Annie Are You Ok, So Annie Are You Oklahoma #longerstatenames 11:04 AM Jun 26th from web