Profile_bird

Hey there! Dobeee is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving Dobeee's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

Dobeee

  1. I don't care about the price of gold, I just want to know when I will actually be able to afford a $20 gold piece.
  2. I've been suffering a variety of the flu since Wednesday night, but that's not why I haven't been Twittering lately.
  3. So I just pulled out a tooth with my fingers. Haven't done that since I was little. It was a pretty big one too...
  4. How were the Egyptians able to build the pyramids without adequate footwear?
  5. My definition of life: Every day, another axe-handle to the head.
  6. @oiseau_libre My back gave out, so I wasn't able to visit mom Friday. She's doing ok. You should go and keep her company. I'll go Monday.
  7. When Carl Lewis competed in the 84 Olympics, Michele Obama was 20 years old...I'm just saying...
  8. Oopsy::"Some of my best memories are sitting on my dad's lap, cheering on Olga and Nadia, Carl Lewis, and others..." Michele Obama
  9. My left index toe (obviously not a Dr.) is swollen and oozing blood and pus.
  10. Now, on top of everything else, I've developed a sore toe.
  11. Another what-if scenario. What if Hitler had shaved off his mustache??
  12. Suddenly remembered when all the ladies at the bank yelled at me for re-heating salmon cakes, and corn cakes in the lunchroom. Good times.
  13. There's a masturbation epidemic in Syria - "boys are spanking the monkey and girls beating their beavers," http://tinyurl.com/ydckhfz
  14. Girls are cute when you keep them on their toes. Guess that's why a man invented high heels. Ha. (Hint: It was Da Vinci.)
  15. Wondering what the Manson trial would have been like if it had been televised like the OJ trial.
  16. Nothing to Twitter about this morning.
  17. Did you ever get Tabasco in your eye?
  18. Preparing to heat up a can of Dinty Moore.
  19. That just gave me a great idea for a funny movie scene.
  20. I'm getting my "teef" cleaned today. Better count them before I go...Ha.