Dobeee
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I don't care about the price of gold, I just want to know when I will actually be able to afford a $20 gold piece.
4:30 PM Nov 7th
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I've been suffering a variety of the flu since Wednesday night, but that's not why I haven't been Twittering lately.
12:39 PM Nov 7th
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So I just pulled out a tooth with my fingers. Haven't done that since I was little. It was a pretty big one too...
12:36 PM Nov 7th
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How were the Egyptians able to build the pyramids without adequate footwear?
11:01 AM Nov 6th
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My definition of life: Every day, another axe-handle to the head.
1:07 PM Oct 18th
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@ My back gave out, so I wasn't able to visit mom Friday. She's doing ok. You should go and keep her company. I'll go Monday.
12:22 PM Oct 17th
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When Carl Lewis competed in the 84 Olympics, Michele Obama was 20 years old...I'm just saying...
10:30 AM Oct 5th
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Oopsy::"Some of my best memories are sitting on my dad's lap, cheering on Olga and Nadia, Carl Lewis, and others..." Michele Obama
10:28 AM Oct 5th
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My left index toe (obviously not a Dr.) is swollen and oozing blood and pus.
5:10 PM Oct 4th
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Now, on top of everything else, I've developed a sore toe.
2:28 AM Oct 4th
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Another what-if scenario. What if Hitler had shaved off his mustache??
2:26 AM Oct 4th
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Suddenly remembered when all the ladies at the bank yelled at me for re-heating salmon cakes, and corn cakes in the lunchroom. Good times.
2:23 AM Oct 4th
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There's a masturbation epidemic in Syria - "boys are spanking the monkey and girls beating their beavers,"
1:55 PM Oct 2nd
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Girls are cute when you keep them on their toes. Guess that's why a man invented high heels. Ha. (Hint: It was Da Vinci.)
8:29 PM Sep 30th
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Wondering what the Manson trial would have been like if it had been televised like the OJ trial.
6:07 PM Sep 27th
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Nothing to Twitter about this morning.
11:22 AM Sep 27th
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Did you ever get Tabasco in your eye?
7:47 PM Sep 24th
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Preparing to heat up a can of Dinty Moore.
7:46 PM Sep 24th
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That just gave me a great idea for a funny movie scene.
10:17 AM Sep 24th
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I'm getting my "teef" cleaned today. Better count them before I go...Ha.
10:15 AM Sep 24th
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- Name William Dubiak aka "
- Location Tehran, Iran
- Web http://dobee.word...
- Bio Just another Simpsons character.
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