DoWhatITellYou
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Thaaaannnnggggkksss-Giiivvaaaaaannnngggg, Turkey for a mile. I'm eeeeeeeating you in style todayyyyyyyyyyy.
about 5 hours ago
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Make up a Thanksgiving Song to the tune of "Moon River." Decide on someone to sing it to tomorrow. Good.
about 5 hours ago
from Seesmic
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Close your eyes + picture a little soybean. Now picture it sprouting + growing into a llama. Whisper "Impossible." Good.
about 23 hours ago
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Tell your keyboard to "Shhh." Don't type anything for 10 seconds. Look around nervously. Now say "Okay." Carry on. Good.
6:47 AM Nov 24th
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Find something near you that's yellow. Point to it and happily declare "Yellow!" Good.
2:13 PM Nov 23rd
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Happy Monday, followers. Suddenly, reach up your hand + pretend to catch a baseball. Say "Nice try, BALL." Smile. Good.
6:56 AM Nov 23rd
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I hope you won't think me vain, but I put my mug on a mug. Happy Holidays!
2:33 PM Nov 22nd
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The Llama is now in Weekend Mode. Good work this week, see you Monday. Please do a llama a favor and RT a command now and again. Good.
1:38 PM Nov 20th
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The Llama is taking questions.
10:41 AM Nov 20th
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Now say into the mic: "In a world. Where Llamas tell you what to do. <yourname> prevails." Good.
5:51 AM Nov 20th
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Grab an imaginary microphone and announce "The Llama has entered the building." Be serious. Good.
5:49 AM Nov 20th
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Did I mention "out loud"? It's best if you read it out loud. (!!)
11:21 AM Nov 19th
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Read everything on your screen right now excitedly, as though it's all followed by two exclamation points. Good.
11:18 AM Nov 19th
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Pick up your phone and say "Hello, I'm ready for my morning pizza. Thanks." Hang up. Wait. Good.
6:09 AM Nov 19th
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Text someone the word LLAMA. If you text yourself, act surprised. Good.
7:07 AM Nov 18th
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Think about your very first memory. Now, as hard as you can, try to imagine that there was a llama with you. Good.
6:29 AM Nov 17th
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Reach your hand up high and pretend to grab an apple. Pretend to eat the apple. Then chuck the core at someone. Good.
9:28 AM Nov 16th
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Happy Monday, followers. Wish both of your hands a Happy Monday, then your feet. Then wave them around excitedly. Good.
6:23 AM Nov 16th
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RT Not me, I think it's great. Good. @ - @ Some llamas may find this upsetting..
6:18 AM Nov 16th
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The Llama is now in Weekend Mode. Good work this week, see you Monday. Please do a llama a favor and RT a command now and again. Good.
2:18 PM Nov 13th
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- Name The Llama
- Location In your computer
- Web http://www.sxc.hu...
- Bio This is an experiment in basic mass action. Do as the llama tells you.
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