DivorceDad
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I am very thankful for YOU. That's right, I'm talking to you. Suck it up, bitch.
1:38 PM Nov 26th
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Brunch is the gayest meal of the day
12:03 AM Nov 19th
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RT @ Happiness is a hot cup of coffee. <-- With sugar. And by "sugar," I mean morning sex.
3:33 AM Nov 18th
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@ Oh, great, now you made me hungry for homework. Best homework flavor? French. Definitely French.
3:32 AM Nov 18th
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in reply to robbybob313
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RT @: Oh no i ate my homwork
3:27 AM Nov 18th
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If anyone ever asks you who makes the best BLT in the world, the correct answer is Jimmy John's.
5:50 PM Nov 11th
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Find your inspiration. Ignore your critics. One inspired lunatic built The Ark. A team of educated professionals built The Titanic.
2:30 PM Nov 11th
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Men r like fine wine. We r born grapes, & it's up 2 women 2 stomp the snot out of us til we become something acceptable 2 have dinner with.
1:57 PM Nov 11th
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nobody cares if u can't dance well, just get up and dance
1:42 PM Nov 11th
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@ should I know what a hef is? or do i need to ask my teenage kids?
10:21 PM Nov 7th
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in reply to lisasonrisa
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@ Exit Only. Ha. Disgusting, yet accurate.
10:16 PM Nov 7th
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in reply to lisasonrisa
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@ @ Fair enough. I reaped entirely too much pleasure from the brief train ride anyway.
10:13 PM Nov 7th
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in reply to whymomdrinksrum
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@ I think it's Monday in China.
10:05 PM Nov 7th
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in reply to whymomdrinksrum
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You're welcome, baby.
10:03 PM Nov 7th
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@ LOL to put on the emergency break to the runaway "imagining you naked" train
10:01 PM Nov 7th
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in reply to whymomdrinksrum
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@ @ Just look what you two have done to my tweet coordination.
9:55 PM Nov 7th
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in reply to BiddyMcBidson
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@ @ If you're trying to toy with me, it's working.
9:54 PM Nov 7th
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in reply to whymomdrinksrum
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@ @ If you're trying to toy with me, it's working.
9:53 PM Nov 7th
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@ sleep? and leave me wondering about your twitpic revenge? that sounded so.... intriguingly evil
9:49 PM Nov 7th
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in reply to BiddyMcBidson
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RT @ @ I have a 5mp camera in it to give you EVIDENCE of the phone nookie.<-- they invented twitpic
9:38 PM Nov 7th
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- Name DivorceDadBreaksDown
- Location Detroit, MI area
- Bio Twitterverse, be my sounding board. The world needs a blog, or book, or maybe interpretive dance about a mature, sophistacated divorced guy that likes boobies.
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