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  1. Which is better: a new two-story house or an iPhone? According to society, the latter.
  2. I need to stop getting easily jealous over trivial things, but it's hard to do.
  3. I don't Tweet about opening the front door of my house with an iPhone, but thanks for following.
  4. Auf wiedersehen, kleinkind! #1stdraftmovielines
  5. You jump, I jump? Forget about it! It's over! #1stdraftmovielines
  6. @justlikeanovel You said it again! Muffin top.
  7. Bruno Visits 'Today,' Tries To Manhandle Matt Lauer - http://shar.es/4oqu l Bruno: I've had to declare jihad on Häagen-Dazs.
  8. @Memaloose Haha!
  9. Vhy did Louis Armstrong walk on the moon?
  10. Vhy did Leonardo di Caprio paint the Mona Lisa?
  11. @GalvestonTexas Ball it up and chuck it into the trash.
  12. Given there are segregated proms and a camp that discriminates against black kids, America should drop the home of the free spiel real talk.
  13. @Heather_Poole Duly noted =)!
  14. This lolcat is so cute! http://is.gd/1sDMy
  15. @Heather_Poole An entry about Sharon Stone this Tuesday? I can't wait!
  16. @amyjbennett May God bless your daughter with a speedy recovery.
  17. Bruno may not be as big as Borat, but it should be another box office hit for Sacha Baron Cohen. Somebody please remind me to watch it.
  18. Crawfish on the brain. Maybe we can have a boil at the reunion.
  19. @jhgrant Maybe because they we're too full from eating too much #moonfruit that they forgot?
  20. @DomesticDyke You don't say? I can list several reasons why it's a big deal, but it'll take a lot of space. Just give him time.