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  1. @indeciSEAN Book signings are soon to be announced for Miami, London, and LA. More cities TBA.about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to indeciSEAN
  2. RT @ditaswebmaster:DVD of Dita's performances at @crazyhorseparis earlier is released in France on the 24th of Nov. http://tl.gd/sqo8about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. Oops, wrong link... My new book is at http://tinyurl.com/striptee...about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. http://twitpic.com/ov1r1 - Dangerous snowy toboggan down the Great Wall!11:47 PM Nov 8th from TwitPic
  5. http://twitpic.com/ov14q - Greetings from The Great Wall of China!11:36 PM Nov 8th from TwitPic
  6. http://twitpic.com/ov0xk - Found a toboggan at the Great Wall of China.11:33 PM Nov 8th from TwitPic
  7. Ok, but I get to pick the day.... RT @tigersuite: @ditavonteese http://twitpic.com/czcif - Could we swap lives? Just for a day?8:35 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  8. Don't you♥when you aren't as stupid as you thought? Couldn't find the light switch. Neither could 5 hotel staff.They disconnected the wires.8:31 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  9. Beijing. Just had 2 hrs Chinese reflexology with a bootleg of MJ This Is It on the tv, all for less than the price of a theatre ticket.4:20 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  10. AMAZING Cartier exhibit in the Forbidden City!2:14 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  11. Two days off in Beijing. Going to the Forbidden City and the Great Wall, what's else?? Suggestions?8:16 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  12. Agreed.That's like having your car towed & saying "dude where's my car"=worth it!RT@pooky1869: @DitaVonTeese... a chilled three bean salad!12:29 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  13. What expressions annoy YOU? (Actually I like stupid expressions, because I get to make a shocked face when I hear them!)12:23 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  14. I also hate when people say "cool beans". What does that mean?!? Cool beans are not tasty/good.12:14 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  15. @the_pc_doc what?! Nobody says "awesomesauce", do they?!? Are you serious??12:10 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter in reply to the_pc_doc
  16. True!I instantly think, oh, NOW you're honest?"RT @GustinaS: @DitavonTeese i find "to be honest" annoying. why would one not be honest?9:28 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  17. Don't you think that "Enjoy!" is one of the most annoying things someone can say to you? I do.8:33 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  18. Do I NEED 12 security guards? Maybe for the diamonds. But for me, no.8:31 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  19. GQ China event was beautiful & fun! ♥ my TWELVE Dior-clad, immaculately groomed bodyguards! That's when the glamour kicks in!8:28 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  20. Just landed in Beijing, performing tonight for GQ China~a toned-down version of my champagne glass act...merely the illusion of nudity...8:23 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter