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  1. @indeciSEAN Book signings are soon to be announced for Miami, London, and LA. More cities TBA.
  2. RT @ditaswebmaster:DVD of Dita's performances at @crazyhorseparis earlier is released in France on the 24th of Nov. http://tl.gd/sqo8
  3. Oops, wrong link... My new book is at http://tinyurl.com/striptee...
  4. http://twitpic.com/ov1r1 - Dangerous snowy toboggan down the Great Wall!
  5. http://twitpic.com/ov14q - Greetings from The Great Wall of China!
  6. http://twitpic.com/ov0xk - Found a toboggan at the Great Wall of China.
  7. Ok, but I get to pick the day.... RT @tigersuite: @ditavonteese http://twitpic.com/czcif - Could we swap lives? Just for a day?
  8. Don't you♥when you aren't as stupid as you thought? Couldn't find the light switch. Neither could 5 hotel staff.They disconnected the wires.
  9. Beijing. Just had 2 hrs Chinese reflexology with a bootleg of MJ This Is It on the tv, all for less than the price of a theatre ticket.
  10. AMAZING Cartier exhibit in the Forbidden City!
  11. Two days off in Beijing. Going to the Forbidden City and the Great Wall, what's else?? Suggestions?
  12. Agreed.That's like having your car towed & saying "dude where's my car"=worth it!RT@pooky1869: @DitaVonTeese... a chilled three bean salad!
  13. What expressions annoy YOU? (Actually I like stupid expressions, because I get to make a shocked face when I hear them!)
  14. I also hate when people say "cool beans". What does that mean?!? Cool beans are not tasty/good.
  15. @the_pc_doc what?! Nobody says "awesomesauce", do they?!? Are you serious??
  16. True!I instantly think, oh, NOW you're honest?"RT @GustinaS: @DitavonTeese i find "to be honest" annoying. why would one not be honest?
  17. Don't you think that "Enjoy!" is one of the most annoying things someone can say to you? I do.
  18. Do I NEED 12 security guards? Maybe for the diamonds. But for me, no.
  19. GQ China event was beautiful & fun! ♥ my TWELVE Dior-clad, immaculately groomed bodyguards! That's when the glamour kicks in!
  20. Just landed in Beijing, performing tonight for GQ China~a toned-down version of my champagne glass act...merely the illusion of nudity...