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  1. Dinner party turned into several ciders&beers for me. Woke up to find "lobster costume for cat" still in my google searchbar. @EdieElizabeth 5:13 AM Nov 23rd from web
  2. Pro: Cousins carries Ginger Beer! Con: Had to elbow through massive abuelas to get it. Not sure if I elbowed back fat(Con) or boob(Pro?). 12:46 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. There is a hawk eating a squirrel on the lawn at gladfelter. This morning is so metal. 6:43 AM Nov 19th from txt
  4. Furnace is busted! Brb, feeding Dr. B ranch dressing so he can fatten up and be my obese cat bed-warmer for the night. 6:41 PM Nov 18th from web
  5. So, so tired of listening to my (male) roommate giggling on the phone with his girlfriend from 9pm to 11pm every night. 7:32 PM Nov 17th from web
  6. A 15 minute wait for a subway in a major city is ridiculous. Wtf, #SEPTA 10:09 AM Nov 15th from txt
  7. I knew it'd be a good night after the first catcalls of "hey shorty" "hey doll" and "ya dumbass non-english speaking bitch" @EdieElizabeth 6:45 AM Nov 15th from txt
  8. "Got your paper, Lauren. Hope your weekend provides you with another new couch or possibly an end table." - Professor Gordon. 2:40 PM Nov 14th from web
  9. Honey, there's no problem in drinking alone; the problem is in drinking wine out of ordinary glasses. #booze 12:10 PM Nov 13th from web
  10. Ahahaha.. "Don Draper: Team Humble Pie" 7:42 PM Nov 8th from web
  11. Rep. Cao, I like the cut of your jib and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. #josephcao 9:10 PM Nov 7th from web
  12. Dear @EdieElizabeth, thanks for a lovely dream last night. You were helping me escape the English countryside via psychedelic wine grapes. 10:59 AM Nov 6th from web
  13. Paging Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy, you are needed immediately for a romantic tryst, a tragic misunderstanding, and a late but happy ending. 12:12 PM Nov 5th from web
  14. @EdieElizabeth Man, I was totally going to stop in a see if you were working, but I couldn't remember where the other HT was. 12:10 PM Nov 5th from web
  15. It's a looong walk to Trader Joe's from Temple, but it couldn't be a nicer day. 12:28 PM Nov 4th from txt
  16. Oh, adorable hipsters on tandem bikes, you know how to cheer me right up. 10:41 AM Nov 4th from txt
  17. On prostitution vs selling organs: "Yeah, but like, prostitution is, like, a renewable resource.." Temple Honors, ftw. 2:16 PM Nov 3rd from web
  18. On selling virgin prostitutes: "Can't you just, like, throw down some ox blood or something?" 2:13 PM Nov 3rd from web
  19. First time to this class in three weeks and it's canceled due to strike. Prof is stranded on south with other SEPTA refugees. 7:31 AM Nov 3rd from txt
  20. Why did it take til senior year to be assigned truly interesting books and articles for class? Read: "A Woman's Weapon" by Doris Bargen. 9:00 AM Nov 1st from web