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  1. @dannigurl @thejamhole Sorry that my skype connection BLEW ASS. Had fun tho! Thanks guys!
  2. What a great ad for next weeks Hoarders - "there's feces everywhere!!"
  3. Good news: the hoarders cleaners found part of the womans dentures in the trash. bad news: she's still gummin it and they found 2 dead cats
  4. RT @Metasynthesthia Dude's got a shirt on that says "I hate fat people" LOLS. (on hoarders.... and the guy who is wearing it IS fat)
  5. dead cats and dentures! on this weeks Hoarders.. and a waaaayyy we go!
  6. @DistortedShoe ur the dumbass with SMS notifications. lol
  7. epic meltdown on intervention!
  8. Umm @cherylprolapse says we may be approaching Allison levels here. I might agree with her
  9. 2 random things i love from this episode of intervention: spread eagle on the lawn and electricity makes her dislocate her joints. WTF
  10. Bonus: the brother has to tape a maxipad on to her. oh, and she can't make left turns. Like Zoolander. This episode of Intervention is A++
  11. her brother WIPES HER ASS. A+++++++
  12. I'd totally start doing hard drugs if they came in lollipop form. Hear that crack industry? it's time to innovate.
  13. Sweet jesus the flowers are going to kill this women! Why wont the mother STOP GARDENING!?
  14. Twirl that lollipop and DANCE!
  15. LOL...she's addicted to lollipops that are meant for the terminally ill #intervention
  16. We've got a real crazy on our hands tonight on Intervention. It's already starting. FANTASTIQUE!
  17. @The_Mumm A&E
  18. My new mobile advertising and harassment device thanks to @gitemstevedave watch the vid in glorious 720p : http://bit.ly/8t0v5O
  19. @thejamhole what time u want me?
  20. RT @distortedview DV Daily: 11/30/09 | Distorted View http://bit.ly/8IAJRX