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  1. Big Girl Is Beautiful? http://bit.ly/z2bX9
  2. @GitEmSteveDave sure. email me and I'll send it to you
  3. Sunday show is posted for Sideshow freaks. Videocast will be posted for them in like 10 minutes or so
  4. Very cool! Have you checked out the Helen Keller Simulator yet? http://www.helenkellersimul...
  5. Eating at Dennys in Mentor. Will my Grand Slammwich give me the shits? Stay tuned...
  6. @diamondmanaphy my infringement suit is pending
  7. New sideshow podcast and vid tonight. Morning freaks!
  8. America, rejoice: a the new video is FINALLY up. It was a bitch to encode and upload. http://bit.ly/5mJdu
  9. Thanks to everyone who's @follwfriday-ing me. You freaks are the best. You're tops, man. The bees knees...all that jazz
  10. @LindyLoo33 Found you on my quest to locate others baffled by that perma-smiled muppet Robin Swoboda. Bless you and the important work u do.
  11. New vid features my glasses, josta soda shirt, crying, a new youtard, the phrase "molty egghole"..oh, and this: http://www.twitpic.com/9w16a
  12. @GitEmSteveDave Doh! I keep forgetting to do that
  13. Encoding new video. It'll be up shortly on Youtube. It's the longest video yet. (aside from the sandwich one) Good stuff. Ye shall enjoy it
  14. @andyblume After 300 men, the thread to sew that cunt up is going to have to be industrial grade rope or something
  15. It's that time of year, everyone! Christmas merchandise is appearing at Kmart and Sears. WTF. Kmart's site: http://tinyurl.com/kvjaop
  16. Someone shot up windows at the Circle K in Ashtabula. GHETTO. I went to grab a red bull...it seems like every week they're getting robbed
  17. @drsnacks Just got mine!
  18. From DV listener Andrew. Remember Victoria from Maury? She has a Youtubey acct: http://www.youtube.com/user...
  19. New youtube and sideshow vids tonight. Show should be posted a little earlier than normal, too
  20. @iwaitforthedawn Once again, I am RIGHT and you are FAIL: http://bit.ly/3TuiDT