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  1. Not all elves were created equal. Happy NSFW Christmas! http://brizzly.com/pic/QGF (via @Richard_Kadrey) about 24 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. Still not sure what I made if the rubber ball, interesting is maybe the best way to put it. 7:21 AM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
  3. Just heading out to the rubber ball! 3:20 PM Dec 12th from Twitterrific
  4. #FollowFriday More Talented people! @CuteCreative @SimonJunkie @JukeBoxJunkies @Steeneeweenee @macjw2 @echiyoko @sideshowsito 7:03 AM Dec 11th from web
  5. #FollowFriday @sohui @paradisaea @blacklotu5 @ruby_true @vimasophia @samantha_stone @hmsophie @blacklickorish @catherineday @zivity 7:01 AM Dec 11th from web
  6. This is my 4am 'Fuck It' call. 8:21 PM Dec 8th from Twitterrific
  7. Finally feeling Human again and sitting down to edit images! 10:08 AM Dec 7th from web
  8. I used #Shazam to discover Jump Around by House Of Pain http://www.shazam.com/music/web/track?id=45305346 9:18 PM Dec 6th from API
  9. @EChiyoko many thanks for the FF 6:33 PM Dec 4th from Twitterrific in reply to EChiyoko
  10. So glad I spent the day in bed! Now I feel worse than before! 3:47 PM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific
  11. Photo: Another from my recent shoot with @DistortedRetina - who kindly provided the collar :) http://tumblr.com/xm84eqggg (via @BlackLotu5) 4:59 PM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific
  12. Photo: mojokiss: http://tumblr.com/x4c4e7gnp 7:17 PM Dec 1st from Tumblr
  13. Photoset: Tim Burton concepts featured in Harpers Bazaar (Part 02 of 02). http://tumblr.com/xjh4cnqom (via @britwoollard) 10:43 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  14. Photo: By the fabulous @DistortedRetina - must do more shots like this :) http://tumblr.com/xm84ccb6e (via @BlackLotu5) 10:36 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  15. If bitten by a zombie, I'd last 1 hour and 22 minutes before becoming infected! http://su.pr/1GiCqW from the delicious @oatmeal 12:42 PM Nov 29th from web
  16. http://bestc.am/vA9Jm Just some numbers. 4:23 PM Nov 23rd from Best Camera on the iPhone
  17. Photo: More images from this shoot on my website. www.distorted-retina.com http://tumblr.com/x4c47lvpi 12:04 PM Nov 23rd from Tumblr
  18. Photo: More images from this shoot on my website. www.distorted-retina.com http://tumblr.com/x4c47lubm 12:02 PM Nov 23rd from Tumblr
  19. Photoset: More images from this shoot on my website. www.distorted-retina.com http://tumblr.com/x4c47lslp 11:59 AM Nov 23rd from Tumblr
  20. @bobknarley I know that feeling! 5:08 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to bobknarley