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  1. Someone give me some shelf space, seriously getting like I could open my own bookshop.
  2. @abbyryder grats on the kingdom gig! Remember reading that first time i bought an A.D also love the Gaunts Ghosts books Dan wrote. awesome!
  3. One month since last post and all i can think of is the time since last post. /fail.
  4. 2000 trees tommorow! cannot wait!
  5. Made myself a tasty green salad and burger combo quite proud (especially of the potatoe and mushroom salad)
  6. Beers etc. I'm going to like this weekend.
  7. Whats all this about #quantickstesticles?
  8. Enjoying the new room fan, it makes sitting naked a joy.
  9. Micheal Jackson was such a wonderfull singer/songwriter/child molester.
  10. Discovery of free mobile twitter may not be too good for work :)
  11. @jessievonjess Dont worry, theres many many more important things than doors! Inward outward whatever, they all suck! :)
  12. Street Fighter coming to steam? Yaaaayyy!
  13. @Dr_Tits A guy at work is selling three for £75 Scotts gettin two i'm havin one. Theyre normally £50 each minimum so its a bargain!
  14. May be the proud owner of a replica lightsaber tommorow, at least before the end of the month anyway!
  15. Pickled some eggs. Felt strangely zen whilst de-shelling them.
  16. Getting angry at the lack of future again. Why does this always happen when i'm bored!
  17. @scottycawley I hope that part is youre dong.
  18. @scottycawley I attempted to send you a tweet once, i think theres someone on here called scottcawley if only i'd have added the Y!
  19. Enjoying the fruits of my birthday, love how relatives unsure of the gift options have moved from aftershave to beer and bar snacks.
  20. @jessievonjess @nicktheidiot Thanks guys! I think proof someone sees my Tweets is the best gift so far! (is that the penguin from trees?)