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  1. Cheesecake is called 'cake' but it's really more of a pie... A crust with tasty filling. That's right... That cheesecake is a spy. Viva pie! about 1 hour ago from txt
  2. Eating some freshly-roasted pumpkin seeds while Andrea Bocelli's voice makes my soul purr. Also trying to solve my permanent library issue. about 16 hours ago from txt
  3. RT @JohnCleese: Coffee is such a cheerful liquid 2:36 PM Dec 4th from web
  4. Ah chapel, mine diligence hath paid off! Thy points art duly accrued, thine iffiness shall see me no more. Forsooth, egads! Spooks! 5:53 AM Dec 3rd from txt
  5. This was a fairly epic evening... Hanging out with @Everandanon at RevoCup, dinner at China Town, and now chilling at Homer's. 6:12 PM Dec 2nd from txt
  6. Guy on KLove just called NewWorldSon a 'brand new band...' how have i known of them for two years? Perhaps a time lord wiped my mind... 2:55 PM Dec 2nd from txt
  7. Feature writing guest speaker is British... I wonder if he's Doctor Who... 11:15 AM Dec 2nd from txt
  8. Just repeated as No-Shave November Worst Beard Champion 2009 with my four-month monstrosity of facial hair. Go me. 6:47 PM Dec 1st from txt
  9. @diablo #dailydiablo explosive demonic flatulence. 9:32 AM Nov 30th from txt
  10. Holy cow... The Hills is on in the other room, and I for some reason haven't turned it off yet, and I am in real physical and mental pain... 8:10 PM Nov 29th from txt
  11. Just heard a commercial for 'telescoping explosion' mascara... That sounds like a severe gastric condition. 8:10 PM Nov 29th from txt
  12. Finally arrived back in my semi-beloved Kansas City, soon be driving through my partially-beloved Olathe and on to my much-maligned Ottawa. 7:39 PM Nov 28th from txt
  13. Just about to embark on the final leg of this rather long and vaguely unpleasant trip home... Nine hours. Yuck. 4:59 PM Nov 28th from txt
  14. Wow. A Best Buy vending machine. That's one of the weirder things I've seen. You can buy an iPod. Or headphones. Or a portable harddrive...? 4:23 PM Nov 28th from txt
  15. I'm in Houston. I don't think I've ever been here before. The approach was amazing, sunset from over the cloud tops... Purty. 4:13 PM Nov 28th from txt
  16. Finally on the way home. This was a good trip but i will enjoy seeing the civilized world again. 10:21 AM Nov 28th from txt
  17. Dinner at Oscar's Cafe in Springdale, UT, the place that introduced me to sweet potato fries. 6:08 PM Nov 27th from txt
  18. So, The Blind Side was actually quite good. Yes, I enjoyed a football movie. Go me. 10:42 PM Nov 26th from txt
  19. Just drove past Oprah's vacation house in St George. Looks like she's home! 6:08 PM Nov 26th from txt
  20. #thingsihate MLIA posts that still think jokes about 'pi' and 'pie' are funny. Ogeez, a pie that cost $3.14? Hilarious... 1:28 PM Nov 26th from txt