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  1. There's a ton of weird-ass looking mofos at this county fair.
  2. This urinal utilizes a trap with an elastometric check valve that enables the displacement of urine into the sewer without releasing odors.
  3. Santa Cruz I b e in. It is really...beachy...here.
  4. The Roy has landed.
  5. I wish I could clone myself then have my clones mentally linked so I could hang out and have fun with all my friends.
  6. Crack on plane wing = we are switching planes. Lame!
  7. Woohoo! Crack on the plane wing. They're checking to see if it's bad. Looks like we're switching planes...grrr...
  8. At LAX. Flying to the ghetto of Cali known as Oakland!
  9. @JuuuliaAnne You do know Steve Aoki, right? Also, get Simian Mobile Disco.
  10. @whywouldistop I am alright most of the time. I think I've blown your mind 2 days in a row now, right?
  11. I am going to build a new awesome computer, but I'm not looking forward to searching and figuring out what parts to get...damn Intel CPUs.
  12. @katrinakay You hate me too then? :(
  13. You know what? Screw TED. I hope that someday I am cool enough to give a talk at TAM!
  14. @emilyarepoison You have no taste my dear.
  15. @danorganplayer Nope, no new songs. They played A few covers then Buddy Holly then stopped. :(
  16. Guy on bus really loudly says "Anyone want to get laid tonight? Any girl want to give me some pussy!?" Real smooth dude, like sandpaper.
  17. How interesting. There was a VW Beetle on fire on my bus route. Lots of billowy black smoke.
  18. Weezer is 10 feet from me on the other side of a wall playing a cover of "I Kissed A Girl" and now it's "Pokerface."
  19. Weezer is practicing 10 feet from me on the other side of a wall.
  20. Weezer is playing next door to where I work OMG.