Dirty_DallasMus
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I'm drunk and you're still ugly.
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I hate when I say a joke and then my friend steals it and tells everyone else.
15 minutes ago
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I never understood and never will understand...why people cheat??
28 minutes ago
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WARNING the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.
37 minutes ago
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You can get soo many followers with this sweet app:
about 1 hour ago
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My life, my choices, my mistakes, my lessons, not your business.
about 1 hour ago
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It's so difficult for me to hide my blushing smile whenever I come across your name.
about 1 hour ago
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Love is when two imperfect people come together to form something perfect.
about 1 hour ago
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3 painful things in love: right love at the wrong time, having a commitment w/ some1 u know wouldn't last, loving some1 who loves another.
about 1 hour ago
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I've gotten a lot of followers from using this simple program:
about 1 hour ago
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What if the person you were meant to be with could never be yours?
about 1 hour ago
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When you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.
about 2 hours ago
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You deleted me from your friend list. So don't blame me if I ignore your next friend request.
about 2 hours ago
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If their ex is still calling...it's because they're still getting an answer.
about 2 hours ago
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I can turn almost anything you say into something sexual.
about 2 hours ago
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I bet you wish you had my followers! You can get them with this:
about 2 hours ago
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Last night I slept with the lights on cuz I was too lazy to turn em off.
about 2 hours ago
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everyone's had the "when i was your age" lecture from their parents. several times.
about 2 hours ago
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3 solutions to every problem: Accept it, Change it, Leave it. If u cant accept it, change it. If u cant change it, leave it.
about 2 hours ago
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Regret is for the people who can't see that life is beautiful, and will always get better.
about 2 hours ago
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- Name Dallas Muskett
- Location LA LA LA Land
- Bio Obviously, there is little you can learn from doing nothing.
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