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  1. @stephaniegrace Seems like a first amendment/thought crime issue. OTOH, motive already factors into other sentencing (defense / revenge).
  2. @NJrugger45 Preventative education is best. Teach equality in schools. (FAT CHANCE)
  3. This PA table game legislation better include poker. I would certainly visit fishtown more often, if they ever get a casino that is.
  4. I'm pro-gay rights but anti-hate-crime laws. Rather see equality than more punitive damages. But crime laws are easier to pass.
  5. Just shipped a magazine to Still Crazy After All These Beers. I really hope it's a dude who legally changed his name, and not a bar.
  6. People! Can we please stop with the sending of fish thru the mail in leaky-ass packages? Totally ruins my day. And my gloves.
  7. Checking the courier-post obits to see if there are any job openings. What? It's a tough market.
  8. Randy wolf is worth $10 mil/yr? I foresee the brewers trading him to baltimore in 2 years and eating half the salary.
  9. At the club diner for an overpriced breakfast special. They have dick clark's bloopers on the tv. Jack hannah has a bird pooping.
  10. After a long night of nightmares, the house is making terrible noises. Must make sure i'm not still asleep.
  11. Good and bad thing about playing stevie wonder's "superstitious" in a bar: everyone going "bwar bwar bwar bwar bwar" to the bass.
  12. Dubai is one of those civilizations that archaeologists uncover and say "This doesn't make sense. What the hell were they thinking?"
  13. While direct mail is still the most effective advertising, it doesn't get cheaper during a recession, like radio and newspapers.
  14. Now I've got "He Hit Me (It Felt Like a Kiss)" in my head. Where the hell do these songs come from?
  15. This is the first warehouse i've been in that doesn't have a leaky roof.
  16. Sometimes I'm surprised that there are magazines for stuff like skeet shooting. Then I remember I subscribe to a disc golf monthly.
  17. Great now i have "december rain" stuck in my head.
  18. Whoa. Two 24oz beerk and daddy's a little fucked up.
  19. @tla_quinn how did the giants beat the cowboys again? Oh yeah, it's december. #tony-romo-is-mr-october
  20. Listening to @tla_quinn complain about omar minaya reminds me of the glorious ed wade years in philly